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Prime Minister Trudeau, it appears the truckers 
have had enough.

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They have blockaded downtown Ottawa, and 
shut down multiple border crossings.

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Parliament Hill is under continous honk attacks 
and elite dance brigades are forming on every 
block.

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Tell the CBC to call them all racists and 
insurrections.

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Sir, our lying, gaslighting, and propaganda 
attempts aren't working anymore. They stopped 
listening after the masks, lockdowns, and 
vaccines failed.

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Everybody but Ford, Watson, Sloly, and Morawetz 
step out and get a soy latte.

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A fucking freedom trucker convoy are you 
kidding me?

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This isn't supposed to happen! I thought 
you guys were pros.

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The plan was simple. Keep pumping the fear 
and forcing the vaccines until we get the 
vax passport.

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Then we parlay that into an all encompasing 
social credit app.

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It was going to be glorious, how did we fuck 
this up?

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Sir, They could easily disprove the Covid 
lies.

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Gaslight them harder, use the CBC.

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Sir, they're complete retards.

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No shit, but its the best we got. Go out 
there and  lie right to their face. Make 
up the most ridiculous shit imaginable, get 
creative.

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Don't just use all the old pejoratives, make 
up some new shit. Accuse them of stealing 
food from from the homeless.

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Call them terrorists, call them insurrectionists, 
make up some shit about violence and vandilism.

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We gotta shut this down or we're fucked. 
Get out there and steal their gas, seize 
their money.

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Klaus Schwab always said I should be more 
like Stalin.

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I can't stand all this freedom and human 
rights shit. It's time for the Great Reset 
and for us to build back better.

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Democracy and freedom are bullshit. Technocratic 
totalitarianism is all the new rage.

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Klaus said it was gonna be awesome and easy 
to pull off.

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Well how's it fucking going now Klaus? I 
got freedom raves on every block and a constant 
drone of honking.

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They're even honking in my dreams.

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It's ok, on Reddit they said we're winning.

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Oh who the fuck are we kidding? This shit 
was never gonna work.

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I can't believe I said I got covid. I look 
like the biggest clown in all of Canada.

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An absolute faggot.

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And now everyone knows about my true father 
Castro. I obviously look like him and follow 
in his totalitarian footsteps.

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We're totally fucked.