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Sir we're a pushing back the media on all 
fronts regarding Pincher, The Guardian here, 
The Sun here and the Daily Mail here.

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Where is Rishi and Sajid though? Why are 
they not here?

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Sir, Rishi...

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Rishi and Sajid have resigned sir. Just after 
your speech to the media

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Can everyone leave this room please except, 
Nadine, Jacob, Liz and Dom

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How dare they resign and disobey a direct 
order, I made them popular with the public!

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They owe their political careers to me, Rishi 
only got popular for giving out all that 
cash!

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You don't think I've been covering for all 
you aswell, protecting your mates, lining 
our pockets. It's all going to shit now!

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But Boris what were we meant to do, it was 
becoming so obvious we were just lying

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Well you keep doing it, they keep eating 
it up!

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Yes but they just started laughing at us!

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So? Who cares about you, it's about me, I'm 
the leader of the party, I'm the face of 
the party

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Look how they forgave me for the parties, 
look how they love me for Brexit, I gave 
them it all!

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I'm untouchable, I survived Eton, I survived 
Oxford, I make the rules no one else.

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No one resigns and makes me look bad no one! 
I will be dragged kicking and screaming before 
resigning!

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Look at Starmer he'll be gone, I'll make 
one phone call to Durham and it'll be over 
for him, the honourable lawyer!

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I fought for this job, I waited for this 
job, I am this job. Why does the party hate 
me for this?

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I won 2019 with a majority not since Lady 
Thatcher and still they hate me!

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I will not resign, I will not resign, my 
father will put a stop to this!

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I will ruin Rishi and Sajid for what they 
have done, I shall be here till 2030!

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We will level up, get Brexit more done, vist 
Kiev even more!

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I will not go down before the EU!

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Don't worry Priti, you'll still be able to 
send them to Rwanda

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So which one of you wants to go get Brady?

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All I wanted was to be PM, since a little 
boy I wanted to be PM

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Yet I think this time I may have run out 
of excuses and lies

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If this is the end, at least I have my most 
loyal cabinet here

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Nadine, I always loved you...