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The other day in HR 1185

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Look at that, two dozens of CMDRs, all in 
small ships

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Sidewinders, Adders, Eagles.. All orbiting 
me with FAOff and Heatsinks

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Usually a bad thing for me, guess what I 
did?

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I just went ahead and deployed four swarms

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Four Swarms!

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FOUR SWARMS!

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Humans didn't last ONE second against that

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Four swarms!

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They had one guy flying straight, swarm chasing 
him. So they could flak my swarms

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That worked for a while, but then something 
else came along that totally fucked with 
them

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Instancing! My swarms and me just became 
invisible to some of them

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They got completely fucked up and didn't 
even see it coming

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Four swarms!

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More adders spawned in and got missiles right 
away

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They dropped shields and exerted me and i 
put the shields right back up

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Awesome instance

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that was a blast

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Eagles blowing up everywhere

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Seriously though, eventually they got a heart 
and things went to normal for a while

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But wait

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Let's deploy another four swarms

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Four swarms..

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Rubberbanding all over the place too

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Flak getting close *ZAP* 2 km away

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Four Swarms!

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best part tho

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The best part

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half of them didn't even get a bond when 
i finally blew up

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A long fight, rebuy and supercruise trip, 
payout is zero

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better go back to robigo instead

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that sightseeing shit?

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yeah the passenger crap

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AXI sais they hunt bugs dude

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nobody said it wasn't software bugs

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There's also this heat bug around

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Heat bug? what does it do?

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Heat Damage is multiplied for every cmdr 
in there

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good luck with 4 gauss cannons

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they literally cook their modules to death

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it is glorious dude

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good luck against four swarms without flak

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But as FDev tends to say, working as intended 
right?

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Maybe they should exert the devs instead 
of my hearts