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So check this out I lost my bank card in 
the pub super annoying, but it happens when 
you are out on the randan, ken

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anyway, a couple of days later I get a call 
from my bank some cunt has only gone and 
bought a range rover wit hmy card mental 
cos they dind't know my pin or fuck all

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I thought it wasa piss take so I called the 
rozzers

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and they were like na unlucky pal

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not only have you been stiched right up, 
good and proper

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you are going to have to pay the fuckign 
monthly

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you chump

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pay the monthly!

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the cunt stole my card, bought a car, and 
I have to pay the monthly

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it's hilarious

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pay the fuckign monthly

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what a time to be alive