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The Weaver Stockpile Area is now full and 
we must look to deposit spoil into identified 
areas around Berlin

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Our Civils Contractors tell us that this 
work was never part of their scope of supply

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and that Parking is not great in Berlin at 
this time of year anyway

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I though this was all sorted and that the 
fairies were going to take it

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My Fuhrer

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Supervisors

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Supervisors say fairies do not exist

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and that you are mad

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Anyone who does not believe in fairies please 
leave the room now

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It was all sorted. The fairies were going 
to sprinkle the arisings with fairy dust 
and make it all disapear

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When I worked on the Channel Tunnel I went 
to bed at night with my teddy bear,

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I had nice dreams

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In the morning it was all built

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and they left me a bar of Diary Milk

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Why is Project Summer so complicated. I even 
gave it a nice happy sounding name

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My Fuhrer, we can use the purple goblins

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The purple goblins say Father Chritsmas does 
not exist

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My Fuhrer the goblins are keen

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I wouldn't trust those little bastards to 
cart away these pencils

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They also smell

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The purple goblins do not have all the accreditation 
allowed to handle the waste material

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and simply providing a note from their Mum 
is not sufficient

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We need to re-think our procedures and have 
a clear idea of where we are going.

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I want our new and two dimensional planner, 
Yogi Bear, to start from scratch

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and not against a tree

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Things should magically happen the second 
I click my fat little fingers

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I used to be Tarzan and I would roam majestically 
through the dense jungle beating my chest.

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I was king of the jungle

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Happy days

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How are we we going to finish this Project 
without the little magic people

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Project Summer is more like Project Bleak 
sodding Mid Winter

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Next you will tell me there is no tooth fairy

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Are you telling me that? Are you?

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Are you telling them out there as well?

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Don't worry the tooth fairy does exist

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We need a generate new Waste Management Plan

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Has somebody just farted, silent yet deadly... 
I can smell it

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Yes it is you

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Are you aware of the environmental impact 
you are inflicting on this project. The HSE 
will have a field day.

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Leave me to die

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