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The Tru brand team has changed the breakfast 
standards.

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Gone are the waffle makers, donuts, and hot 
syrups.

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We must add pancake machines and still keep 
the powdered sugar and sprinkles, or we lose 
251 points and instantly fail a QA.

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That was all optional.

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My furher.

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Standards

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Standards have changed and this is mandatory. 
 Waffles are not standard anymore.

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The following stay here: Keitel, Yodl, Krebs, 
and Burgdorf.

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That was fucking optional!

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The pancakes were fucking optional!

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How dare they suddenly changes their minds!

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Is this what it has come to?

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They lied back in June.  They lied back in 
June about the toast!

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Pancakes are so much more expensive than 
waffles.

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My furher they told me we save on the waffle 
cups...

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The cups are barely 4 cents each!

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My furher, think of the reduced waste.

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I don't care about the waste.  These idiots 
at brand have no sense of honor!

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They call themselves brand management because 
they spent all those years at graduate school 
where they only learned how to use knife 
and fork.

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For years brand has obstructed me.  They 
continually made incompetant decision one 
after the other.

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I should have had...

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branded with Starwood and built an Aloft, 
like Stalin did.

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I guess we can just fail the QA.

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Yet still have the best SALT scores in the 
brand.

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Morons.

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And all this corpraganda on the lobby about 
being pet friendly and increasing salt scores.

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Yet they're going to fail us on QA just because 
we do not drink their corporate kool-aid.

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They just cannot admit that all those lysol 
wipes were the most idiotic decision made.

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They are obsessed with those wipes!

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Gerda no showed to work, 20 more rooms.

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We kept breakfast during the entire pandemic.

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Waffles give our guests so much joy and pleasure.

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It's over.

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The war is lost.

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But if you think this means that I will add 
the same shitty pancake machine used at my 
Holiday Inn Express, you're wrong, I'd rather 
shoot a bullet through my head.

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Do what you want.