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Gathered staff of the spar

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with sams depture we are now totally short 
staffed...

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we are now having to pull in units from the 
unholy deli

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pretty soon there will be no-one to work 
any late shifts

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Dont worry I saw Paul had interviews planned, 
backup will soon arrive...

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Mein Fuhrer...Paul...

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Paul didnt get any new hires, he said they 
were all too stupid...

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Any bastard here who cant, or wont work a 
late shift...get out

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You've got to be kidding???

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Not one of them passed the fucking test?!?

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Did Paul go to Knowsley Safari park with 
a fucking net?!?!

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Absolute bag heads...

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This is not over you hear?!

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This Spar is run like the fucking SS!!

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All were going to have left is cave on the 
door, endlessly going on and on about shite!!!

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Mein Fuhrer he provides a valuble service!

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ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!! We could replace him 
with a garden gnome!!

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But sir, his stories are interesting and 
uplifting!

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You think I give a flying fuck about that?!

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ITS ALL PROBABLY BULLSHIT!!

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Get me someone who can work lates, and ill 
put those baskets out myself bollock naked!

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All I want is a shift without 8 trollies 
of stuff to be worked!

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Im losing my head more and more!!!

24
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God I wish this place would just burn down..

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Give me the reigns I can hire right out of 
Blair House, just like Stalin!!!

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Me and the boys...constantly...working 3 
man shifts...without a single word of praise!

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Fucks sake...

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Not one of those stupid interviewee's passed 
muster?!?

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They must have mash potato in their fucking 
brains if they cant even work till 1!!

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Oh mark my words they'll pay...

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This place will sink into the sea!!

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Before Paul has me doing Saturday lates!!!

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Dont worry. Morning staff are safe as can 
be.

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..................

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But if you think, im covering those damned 
shifts...id sooner nuke this place...

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Goddamn Roe Lane...