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Lacari, I spoke with Sylta the other day

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I heard the forklift lifting her up and her 
fat slapping together

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I couldn't believe it held her chunk ass 
up

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I could hear the KFC rumbling in her stomach

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Then out of nowhere, she lets a wet one out

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It was really wet

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Lacari: LOL

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Folia: LOL It's true!

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Then the forklift went higher to avoid the 
smell

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Lacari: LOL

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Folia: LOL

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Then she put it in reverse to get more chicken

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But her fat ass can't fit through the door

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So she grabs the remote and tries to lift 
herself higher but it's jammed

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The forklift fucking jammed! LOL

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Lacari and Folia: LOL

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Then Warden comes in with the vasoline and 
tool box

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Lacari: LOL LOL LOL LOL

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It turns out, Warden actually ate all the 
chicken while this happened

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Folia and Lacari: LOLOLOL

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Then, as if Zeus himself did this, she comes 
falling down

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LOOOOL

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Then she grabs the frying pan

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She says "Hey Warden!"

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She was getting serious now, she loves chicken 
in and around her mouth

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and her butt LOL

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Warden says "Yes Master, coming right up!"

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I couldn't believe it

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He was gone as fast as her forklift broke

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I couldn't believe it!

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Then she--

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Then she yells "Don't forget my fucking tater 
tots"

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And I'm still here waiting to talk to her 
the whole time this is happening

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Lacari: Seriously? LOL

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Dead serious LOL

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I just couldn't believe it

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Lacari: ????? the fuck

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She wanted to talk to me about you and ManUp

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Did she mention us?

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She did mention that you and Shq we're immature 
little fucks

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But what do I give a fuck what she says about 
you

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Shq is a fucking boss

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I think she wants him honestly

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Poor Shq

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Lacari and Folia: LOL LOL

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We should pray for him

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Then she mentioned how ManUp and Hostile 
are irrelevant