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Heyy GUYYYYYSSS. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE 
NARRATION.

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Things that are said quietly or in the background 
will be in [] and things that overlap over 
other voices will be put in {}

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Like the intro drip??

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So I was casually walking to my base one 
day...[Background: Oh... I FOUND ONE]

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and I see this guy who's under the water 
for a really long time.

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C'mon, get in the boat. {Then-}

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-he just dies...

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he actually drowned...

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like

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Im going to be honest here... {Overlapping: 
q- tuh..}

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his death to me was quite shocking. {Overlapping: 
Just get in the boat}

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Really?

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I would say that it's quite...

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BREATH-TAKING. {Overlapping: Oh my GOsh}

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[Background: *DEAP BREATH*]

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[NOOOOO!!!!]

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He tried it

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do you guys get the joke? Drowned? BREATHTAKING??

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Its like. So FREAKING funny.

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See? He made an Ooo Eee Ooo ah ah tang tang 
walla walla bang bang fungies

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So, Where yo' Crib at?

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I Cant do that. Nope. [Background: Our base 
is uuuhhhh...]

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Its confidential man. {Overlapping: Bruh}

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Is it not right there??

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Birch log dont hate on

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[Background: me because Im beautiful, maybe 
if ]

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You got rid of that ol'

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yee yee axe texture {Overlapping: Wait what??}

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IS HE NEAR THE BASE!?? [Background: You'd 
get some birch logs]

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YES! [Background: On your skin]

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*Sticky Keys Prompt*

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WAIT WHAT!??

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*Sticky Keys Rage*

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NOOOO!!

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*Destroys Crops*

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You know what IVE HAD ENOUGH! {Overlapping: 
Aye  woah hey hey heyyyy we dont have to 
dooo this.}

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*Does it anyway*

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OH M(*voice crack*)Y GOSH. {Overlapping: 
Noooo}

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NOOO!

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AHawaahhahahaha ah- awahh

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*Optifine zoom on a 1g network*

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loLoLOLLoLoLoLOOLOlOlo-

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I can not believe you both really thought 
I wouldnt  do anything about that oo aiee 
-ah- a- -a- ahooh

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Get fricking dogged on childs!

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Aw man... {Overlapping: Its really gone...}

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*Untranslatable Netflix subtitles describing 
revenge plots*

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Guys, I found diamonds

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NAH GET- NO GET HIM!!

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GET HIM!! {Overlapping: Got it!}

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Hopefully you can see the Minecraft chat 
because Im not narrating this part

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HEY YO NAH

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[Background: GE- WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE 
GOING? GET BACK HERE]

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YOU NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

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IM GONNA KILL YOU!

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What!? But you hit me off a mountain!

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[Background: NO! I mean- well]

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yes but like, n-NO!

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??????

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Just watch

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*Spot dodge*

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*block*

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*block*

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*block*

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*block*

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*block*

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*Miss*

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Ohmy!

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Could you chill the heck out man!?

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I mean all you doing is shielding so...

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YaYUH

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YUH get folded maet! {Overlapping: Oh my 
gosh..}

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*Frustrated Grunt*

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ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?? {Overlapping: 
look at you all DEAD}

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MMMHMMM YUP. YUPP {Overlapping: I am so done 
with this!}

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*Sticky keys prompt*

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*I finally realize why people change thier 
crouch keybind to ctrl :|*

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*Self explanatory (That is, if you can hear)*

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Eh

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Are you challenging me???

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Yeah frick you, I dont give a sheesh I have 
my dia-

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WHAT?

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Uh... What do you mean by what?? {Overlapping: 
Bro what are you even saying right now like 
gosh dang}

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WHAT!!??

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Where are my diamonds??

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Ohhhhhhhh {Overlapping: Yikes}

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*Most if not every youtuber*

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Hmm, Let me check my youtube analytics for 
not reason whatsoever

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Huh, I seem to be getting 0.01% less views 
on this vid than last one. Time to upload 
more of that same video!

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Hmm, what's this??

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hey bruh what ":/" mean

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idk bruh. just ._. I guess

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its so symbolic... So many possibilities...

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-_-

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Ahhhhh frick... you know where this is going

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So why not hit that SUBCRIBE BUTTON??

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Its FREE, And it helps alot!!!

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I dont want to narrate this anymore

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good day to you

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well gollee gee folks. What an unexpected 
turn of events. Heheh. -_-