1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,600 Sir, we’ll discuss which people born in the 1800s could celebrate birthdays this year. 2 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:07,300 Jeralean Talley will celebrate her 114th birthday on May 23. 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:11,500 Jiroemon Kimura is one of two people still living and born before 1899. 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:16,000 If he lives on to April 19, he’ll be the first man ever to reach age 116. 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:21,500 There is actually one celebrating her 114th birthday now: Maria Redaelli-Granoli. 6 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:25,500 My Fuhrer… 7 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:28,800 Maria… 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,800 Today would have been Maria Redaelli’s 114th birthday. 9 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,500 Except she died yesterday at the age of 113. 10 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:59,000 Please leave, unless you are in disbelief that she didn’t reach 114. 11 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,400 SHE DIED AT 113?! 12 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,000 THE THIRD OLDEST LIVING PERSON DIED AT 113?! 13 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:23,000 First Elsie Thompson dies just before 114 and now Maria Redaelli-Granoli?! 14 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,900 And just one measly day shy of 114! 15 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,100 She was in really good shape for her age! 16 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,000 She was just recently photographed with a chocolate egg! 17 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:37,300 It had a jersey on it that said MARIA 114... 18 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,800 much like the jersey that said MARIA 113! 19 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,500 Sir, she fell three days ago which might have caused such a sudden death… 20 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,100 Horseshit! She seemed to be in great shape after the fall! 21 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,200 Falls have caused a lot of senior citizens’ deaths. 22 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,600 She seemed fine and her family prepared to celebrate her birthday today! 23 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,100 AND NOW THERE’S NO NEED FOR THE EGG! 24 00:01:55,700 --> 00:02:00,200 She was doing extremely well for her age, she lived on her own and could walk without an aid of any kind! 25 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,500 She was still able to feed and cook for herself! 26 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:08,000 Who’s next?! Jeralean Talley? Susannah Jones? Bernice Madigan? James Sisnett? 27 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:13,800 Soledad Mexia? Evelyn Kozak? Mitsue Nagasaki? 28 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,800 Is anyone ever going to turn 114 this year?! 29 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:21,500 Even Stalin wouldn’t be surprised if there were people that would! 30 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Maria’s family was looking forward to her birthday... 31 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,900 which would’ve been an amazing one that marks another milestone… 32 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,000 And the day right before she kicks the bucket! 33 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:41,800 Last month… 34 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:47,800 Elsie Thompson died two weeks shy of turning 114 as well! 35 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,500 Louisiana Hines also would’ve been turning 114 this month but she died in February! 36 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,400 Which means no one turns 114 in April. 37 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,100 Jeralean Talley is the only person still living from the first half of 1899! 38 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,600 So her dying at 113 would mean none of these making it past! 39 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,200 Don’t cry, more people will live to see 114. :( 40 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,400 Maybe the fall was actually fatal… 41 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:23,300 And a walking aid would’ve saved her life. 42 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,100 It’s over. 43 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,300 The birthday is canceled. 44 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,100 Ah fuck it. 45 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:48,600 People about half her age like me tend to be better anyway. They’re also more likely to do some stuff she did. 46 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,000 Let’s try to move on from this.