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Lord Rocket. The 14th stage has been completed 
and we have fallen further down the ladder. 
Benny and The Jets extended his lead. We 
have few changes left. The next stage will 
be particularly difficult, the team is losing 
ground and we are about to move into the 
mountains. We are vulnerable

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It’s ok – we have Kamna in the team, he will 
lead the attack for us in the hills

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Lord Rocket.......

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Kamna

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Kamna has said he has a cold this morning 
and is not going to continue in the race. 
We have no one to attack with

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Anyone who believes we can no longer win 
the tour de France please leave the room 
now

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A cold? It is a heatwave in France and this 
clown reckons he has a cold? What was he 
up to last night, out partying with Sagan 
in an ice bath?

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And the other riders, don’t even get me started 
on Van der Poel. And Gogl…..Gogl falls off 
his bike and is out of the race….I have riders 
that can’t even ride a bike

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Le Grande Citron tells me you need Meintjes 
in the team….and what has he done for me? 
Nothing

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Captain you are pronouncing Meintjes name 
incorrectly its….

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My Kiss, Mean Cheese, Mentos, Minties…..I 
don’t care how you pronounce his name

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It was a mistake to listen to Le Grande Citron, 
he….

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he has no idea what he is doing. His spreadsheet 
jockeys with their points accrual model and 
performance dispersion indices….they are 
all rubbish.

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Complete rubbish. Easiest $50 Omerta has 
ever made was taking the bet last year with 
the ultimate lemon.

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Have a look at the riders he told us to get 
– Powless…..its more like powerless, the 
bloke has gone into reverse since we added 
him to the team

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And Pidcock, what is going on with Pidcock? 
He wins one stage and he thinks that is enough? 
That he will have a ride with Waz and look 
at the flowers for the rest of the tour?

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We will sack most of the team and bring in 
some fresh riders, someone with a bit of 
heart. Definitely not Asgreen. Find out who 
Omerta has and avoid those riders. And grand 
citron as well

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And what is this COVID light crap the French 
are going on with. You either have it or 
you don't. You can't be half pregnant. Only 
the French could be that stupid

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I must beat Monsieur Le Truff and Omerta 
at least. Don’t worry about Citron, he is 
a pretender

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And the other thing that annoys me....every 
year....every year Madame Lavande and Roleur.....they 
are always on the podium. Always!!

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Just once, just once I want to finish on 
the podium

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It's ok Lets Frans, don't feel bad you are 
always on the podium

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the tour looks as though it is over for another 
year

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no one will catch Benny and the Jets. Next 
year will be the year the rocket doesn't 
misfire

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I'm not even sure Benny knew who was in his 
team

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Maybe you can study riders too much

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I will speak with Omerta on it

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Until next year.....