1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:07,200 Mein Fuhrer, they’re saying in Berlin that guys with names like D-Money, Smoothie and Shifty are impregnating young white girls. 2 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:11,600 Who’s saying this? What are these guys with the names even doing in Berlin? 3 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,900 Mein Fuhrer, they’re saying the guys with the names are selling heroin here. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:22,300 Let me make sure that I understand you. Guys with ridiculous names are supposedly selling opiates in the heart of the Reich? 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,400 This sounds like made up story to me. What spies have been spreading these rumors, I wonder. Where is this coming from? 6 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:26,900 Mein Fuhrer… 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:27,900 they’re saying… 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:33,900 Mein Fuhrer, they’re saying it is Lepage of Maine. 9 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:54,400 Everyone here who likes coffee brandy, leave now. 10 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:14,600 Maine? Where the hell is this Maine? Isn’t it that backwater resource colony that’s ridiculous and cold? 11 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:23,000 As for Lepage, everyone is saying the man is an idiot! Besides these guys with the names he has made all sorts of other absurd statements, like it’s ok if women grow little beards. 12 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:26,900 Don't worry, he doesn't know about your little beard. 13 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:35,900 What kind of idiot thinks like that? Is the man a deviant? 14 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,900 Yes, Mein Fuhrer, apparently he is. 15 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Why does he say ANYTHING about Berlin? 16 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,000 Perhaps he is jealous of you, Mein Fuhrer. 17 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,500 He isn't worthy to be jealous of me! 18 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:47,100 He said it was good for kids to go hungry so they will work harder. Has he no respect for the people? 19 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:52,000 He is so low-minded that the man is actually an art thief. He stole a historical mural that belonged to his own people – unbelievable. 20 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:56,900 He seems to get away with anything as long as he does the bidding of his corporate masters from ALEC, 21 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,800 including nepotism with the result that his staff are such a bunch of ninnies they don’t even know how a veto works. 22 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:06,700 Also, the man is unbelievably crude. He tells the press to tell people he doesn’t like that they can “kiss my butt” 23 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:11,600 and he also said another politician in Maine gives it to his constituents “without Vaseline”. 24 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:13,900 He is an inconsistent buffoon! 25 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,800 26 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:23,700 He says all sorts of bad things about immigrants, but he himself was a draft dodger in Canada for years. 27 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:28,600 They are saying he abandoned a family there. What a big man! 28 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:52,200 He refuses to take federal funds for health care even though Maine is full of elderly white people who need a lot of prescriptions! That they could get much cheaper in Canada anyway! 29 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,300 He doesn't know about your prescription, either. 30 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:06,600 The man is incompetent even to run a state! Even a backwards, unimportant one. 31 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:11,000 Mein Fuhrer, we just found out that the guys with the names are supposedly impregnating young white girls in Berlin, Maine. 32 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:17,300 So, what do I care? No guys with idiotic names that sound like Meyer Lansky’s Miami mob would dare come to MY Berlin. 33 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:22,200 So this Lepage has said a few racist things and gotten a lot of press. 34 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:27,100 He is like a dog with its tail between its legs when it comes to dealing with his legislature. When I told the Reichstag ministers to jump all they said was “How high, Mein Fuhrer?” 35 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:32,000 But Lepage’s legislature is impeaching him!! The man has no control over anything. 36 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:36,900 He is a weak leader, really nothing more than a bad actor. 37 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,800 I can’t concern myself any more with his absurd statements.