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I like went on a date once, and it was when 
I was 13.

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and it was at the movies.

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[What movie?]

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I have no idea.

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It was the day before Valentines Day.

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and then, he kissed me and he said that was 
not as magical as I thought it was gonna 
be.

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[Oh wow.]

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and then his baby, he's super rich. His butler, 
literally his butler.

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His butler was there the entire time but 
in a different movie theather and he took 
him and he left. And I was stucked there

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no one told me that they were gonna leave.

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And it was the day before Valentines Day 
and then, a baby came up to me. Then the 
baby looked at me,

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and I was like "Oh my god a baby and it's 
smiling at me".

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Then I smiled and it started screaming and 
crying and ran away.

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And then I went home and cried.

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[What a day?]

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And the next day it was Valentines Day.

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That was one day I had.

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[Oh my god, it's unbelievable.]

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Dude is hella ugly now.