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I'm trying to call 'Pritstick' Patel to explain 
herself.

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She is in Anne Summers buying a large union 
jack dildo and says she'll call back.

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Kuenssberg reports Dinghies approaching on 
rivers.

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She says about seventy dinghies today, each 
with about twenty refugees aboard.

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Also there are a smaller amount of dingies 
aproaching from the East river.

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That is a large number of dinghies. Is that 
to cover up our corruption?

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Prime Minister

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No

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They were not allowed to pass through our 
blockade, they snuck in behind a French fishing 
vessel

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Those f**king woke French.

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Gove, Sunak, Javid, and anyone not involved 
in corruption stay here, the rest of you 
wait outside for a sexy party.

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Pritstick 'Dildo Queen' Patel

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f**king Patel gave them £360m a week to keep 
the immigrants away.

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And now she's in the shit she f**ks off shopping 
again.

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When I see her I'm going to shove that patriotic 
dildo up her useless arse.

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I should have listened to Frost and bombed 
France

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At least 1400 refugees. The Daily Heil hate 
us enough as it is.

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We can't spot a few f**king dinghies stuck 
to a French fishing vessel.

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We could send them to the north

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Gove, this is no time to talk about levelling 
up you sick freak.

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Do we care about the ****ing north?

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I am in trouble, Our lies and corruption 
is being uncovered each day

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F**k the French and F**k the immigrants

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I didn't laugh and joke about piles of dead 
bodies to have more foreign replacements

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Our voters will take anything if you f**k 
a flag in front of them

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They voted for the ruination of their own 
country

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They go without food or petrol

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They put up with us lot to have less foreginers 
making their food or saving their lives

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They could have had happy and fair lives 
under Jeremy Corbyn

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They don't mind suffering me if they see 
other people suffering more and dying.

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The dildo queen is f**king me

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She is more of a tory than any of you

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She f**ks her country and she f**ks me

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She probably never paid the french and instead 
built a dungeon to f**k the refugees in too

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She's not in Anne Summers, she's there now 
making them wish they never came

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Just how she infiltrated the conservative 
party to f**k us and take over, like I did

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Don't worry Liz Truss, you're her favourite 
she will be gentle with you

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Once she's finished with them they probably 
go back to france just to come back again

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Nigel Farage gets a stiffy about a dinghy 
and I look like a twat

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it's not fair

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Sunak, take your hands away from your pants. 
You're in on this too. You're probably a 
Remoaner spy

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We have to blame the EU, prepare the brexit 
bus

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Say they sent us 350m migrants a week so 
a few thousand is a great improvement, a 
brexit benefit

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We fucking need to find one from somewhere