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It's the "usual suspects" again Premier Andrews. 
There is still a number of non-complying 
suburbs.

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There is an increase in infections in Meadow 
Heights, Coolaroo, Dallas...

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But the source is Broadmeadows. They refuse 
to comply with mask and vaccine mandates.

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You mean mean to say the muslims, right? 
Just say it the way it is

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But Premier...

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you can't...

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You can't call them "the muslims". It's racist

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HR won't be happy about that

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Can I ask anyone that identifies as a woman, 
unicorn, furry or anything else other than 
a man to leave the room please

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I'll call them whatever I want!

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HR can go and get fucked!.

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Just because they're all tradesman they think 
they can do whatever they want

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so they can swing a hammer..

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They're gonna take the vaccine or stay locked 
down forever

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I'll close down the worksites, i'll close 
down the kids playgrounds, they'll stay home 
even if there's an earthquake

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But premier, the toilet is clogged. We need 
a plumber!

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I DON't GIVE A SHIT! Are you fucking deaf?

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But Premier Andrews, It's overflowing.

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I don't care if it's flowing down the street

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You get them to get vaccinated

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AstraZeneca of Pfizer, i don't care... Just 
get them to take it.

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I already took the bribe from the pahrma 
companies, i'm not about to give the money 
back

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How do you think i paid for the house in 
Blairgowrie?

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How do you think i paid off the cops

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after my wife ran over the cyclist?

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She was blind drunk!

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In the end the cyclist paid for the damage 
on the car

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And now they want to protest against me?

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Against me? Those donkeys will protest against 
me?

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Ungrateful motherfuckers...

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I am the Premier of Victoria damn it. They 
need to respect me!!! I get to tell them 
what to do and when to do it, not the other 
way around.

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I paid off their Union leaders for fucks 
sake. Paid for lunch, rented apartments, 
got strippers

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So I can avoid this bullshit!

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That greedy cunt John Setka. I wined and 
dined that motherfucker!

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He doesn't mean that John, he's just angry.

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And now the nurses are going to join the 
protest

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Unbelievable! I gave them a 1% payrise last 
year

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masks...

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and a panic button

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I even reduced the ECU beds so they don't 
have to work hard

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They would have worked like dogs if it wasn't 
for me

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Call the plumber, Mohammed.

