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I do not believe our vacation is over

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I know now I have to go back home to Hawaii.

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Ladies and gentlemen, you could just stay 
seated with your seatbelts fastened.

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It is gonna be a dumpy ride for a little 
bit okay -okay, thank you

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Better buckle up

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's me again, the 
pilot has just informed me that we are headed 
for some severe tourbulance

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okay, he said it is gonna be really bad. 
So just stay seated with your belts buckled 
cause

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he said this is gonna be terrible

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Wait, what did she say? -Yeah, that didn't 
sound so good.

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uh, folks. I did wanna let you know that 
your oxygen masks will be released from above 
you, okay.

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Please do not panic, the pilot is scared

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hey, everyone, everyone please,please. I 
did just speak with the pilot and he said

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he is gonna do his very best to stay in control 
of the plane.

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but if he doesn't you can not act crazy

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Uh, ladies and gentlemen, we have decided 
to land in the ocean

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okay, folks, folks, folks, please calm down.

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We have decided not to land in the ocean, 
okay.

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We have spoken with our control tower, and 
apparently the force of these winds are just 
gonna

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end up riping the plane into different forms, 
okay before we land, okay.

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So just make sure all of your items are neatly 
stood beneath you, uh just in case the plane 
does rip in half

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you will have your items with you on your 
half.

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Ladies and gentlemen, you are not gonna like 
this but I just checked and we are all out 
of Terra Blue Chips. So...

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Ladies and gentlemen, I know I know there 
are not chips I know. Listen you really need 
to calm down okay

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because the pilot is in the cockpit and he 
is crying, and freaking out, and screaming, 
and shaking okay

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He just got sick on some of his buttons okay

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So I'm gonna need you all to be my strong 
bunch, okay

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I'm gonna see if I sneak you out some pretzels

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is it your turn -oh my god we came out the 
same time what the heck are we doing we've 
gotta schedule these things

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Hey, hey what the hell is happening this 
isn't funny

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No sir, you are right this is not funnny. 
But do you know what is? The Tv show Monk

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Oh my god you do not stop talking about Monk 
star Tony Shalhoub, I am gonna start having 
to call you Rhonda Monk Wilson

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Woah woah, who is that? -It's you you love 
Monk.

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The Monk is not Rhonda Wilson, it's Carla 
Carla Gletsyby. I don't get it!

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Okay, it's once again I gave you a new name 
with Monk in the middle, you love Monk

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So why do I need to knew the name of my favorite 
TV show in the meal?

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I was trying something, I made a mistake!

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Excuse me, ladies

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Can you please just tell us what is going 
on?

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okay okay ladies and genetlemen ladies and 
gentlemen okay

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here is the update please. What is happening 
is this:

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Carla and I are fighting because I put Monk 
in the middle of her name and I was heard.

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No its not what we were talking about

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It's not what we were talking about, what's 
wrong with the plane are we gonna die?

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Ma'am from what I do know about these things 
it does depend on where you're seated.

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So I don't know, I don't know. (whispers) 
You guys are fine over there, okay

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is 
your captain speaking. Looks like we are 
gonna attempt a landing

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however we are almost out of fuel, and the 
landing gears are not coming down (what)

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ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic. 
Sounds like we are just gonna glide run on 
a hill

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and about 700 miles per hour

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You know what, but don't worry. We are gonna 
ask for some pants -and foam(?)

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Ok, guess you know, I'm gonna get you guys 
those pretzels. Let's go get you some pretzels.