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Everyone bases their "Game of the Year" videos 
on shit like gameplay.

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They never ask the important stuff, like, 
for example, is the game more fun than driving 
a forklift?

3
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No, they never are. Forklifts win every time.

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(Garbage Guide SFX)

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Before I unveil the top 2, let's roast all 
the other games.

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I have played EVERY game that came out this 
year, but Stardew Valley is the only one 
that I can remember.

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Not because it's the most memorable game, 
because it was first.

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And if you're not first, you're last

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But I can't award it, because the creator 
didn't update with a bunch of free content.

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