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Sources mention his docker image was based 
off ubuntu

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Its reported size is greater than 9 gigs 
and has caused severe internet congestion 
to download

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We have lost container registries in AWS, 
GCP, and Azure

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We have reason to believe that he packaged 
an entire VM into the docker container. We 
are working actively to question him regarding 
these claims.

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Ah yes, surely the container itself is extremely 
performant and is working great inside kubernetes

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Sir

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The entire production Kubernetes cluster..

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The entire production Kubernetes cluster 
has crashed with numerous pods lost. We have 
no way to stop them from crashing. Virtual 
racks is in flames and we fear we will lose 
our early adopters.

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Everyone in this room except for Mark, David, 
Vrajesh, and Jenn. You can leave now

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Who the hell gave him developer access in 
AWS?!

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A tester I could understand, but developer!?

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He had no business touching anything outside 
of minikube. Which one of you actually believed 
his seat monitor was ever going to work

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My god, we are going to lose so much damn 
money on this effort. Joe is going to have 
me in his office on Monday morning

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We need to come up with a plan, blame David 
Strand. Say he tried to help him and didn't 
want to cause any trouble. I don't care what 
you have to do, just take away his damn privileges 
now

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Sir, we can just take his privileges away 
like that. Our IAM is not built that way

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Don't give me that IAM crap, do something 
or your job is finished. Re-structure the 
damn roles now!

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The roles alone would take hours. We don't 
have the manpower to do something so radical

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Manpower!? What are you a junior developer!? 
I suppose I have to do everything myself. 
Just re-map his role to a tester account 
and the issue will be solved