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Sir, the playoffs have started

2
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Who made it?

3
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Mile High, Whiskey Vag, We Cured Racism, 
and FU Tour

4
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Ok, let the games begin, and don't FUCKING 
let anyone use waivers.

5
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DID SOMEONE FUCKING USE WAIVERS, DID THEY?!?!

6
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Bird did...

7
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KICK THEM! KICK THEM ALL!!!

8
00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,600
But sir, we can just undo their moves and 
lock rosters.

9
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KICK THEM!

10
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IT'S MY LEAGUE, KICK THEM. I'LL SHOW THEM.

11
00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:11,300
NO FUCKING WAIVERS, I CAN'T HAVE MY FRIENDS 
MAKING FUN OF ME.

12
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ME, FRANK, AND CAGETIE NEED SILENCE.

13
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I HAVE PORN TO WATCH AND VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY.

14
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I'M A GOOD COMMISSIONER GOD DAMNIT.

15
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SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT THE LEAGUE DOWN.