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Casual Poe Player.

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Hi everyone! This was my favorite league 
ever and I am still playing. I can't wait 
for 3.14!

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What is GGG doing here?

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GGG: It is the end of the league. You know 
what that means?

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What the hell is he talking about?

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No clue my guy. This is my first league.

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GGG: This guy knows what's up.

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Middle Class: Don't talk to me.

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Chris Wilson: Let me have your attention 
for a moment.

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Because you are talking about what?

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Bitching about the servers

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Texture filtering

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Exalt Drop rates

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Your favorite build was nerfed this league

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40 buffed skills

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Casual: Fuck this guy, I am going to add 
fire res to my helmet.

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Let's talk about something important. It 
is time to talk about what we cooked up at 
the GGG Lab.

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Put that Harvest down!

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Huh?

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Harvest is for losers that want easy mode 
only

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[Laughs after taking 15 hours to get to yellow 
tier maps]

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You think I am fucking with you?

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I am not fucking with you.

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I am here from the greatest company ever. 
I am here from GGG. And I am on a mission 
to save you from yourself.

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You are some casual player?

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Yeah?

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You think you know more about this game than 
I do you son of a bitch?

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Exits out of Path Client

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No. Those fuckers did it again.

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You're damn right we did.

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Because the good news is I left it in the 
game.

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(Shit back to white maps)

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The bad news is you ingrates struggle with 
reading comprehension.

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Read the words that your king has written

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"We understand that some players will likely 
be attached to this level of incredibly easy 
crafting."

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Yeah, it sucks now boys.

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(Stunned)

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Yep.

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Because we are added a little something to 
this manifesto.

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As you all know Harvest is dead.

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Anyone want to hear amazing buffs?

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You get slightly more of this shit.

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And back to my favorite, eye closing slam 
and pray.

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(I haven't done that in five years)

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(I think I did that once in Delve event)

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You thankful yet loser?

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You miss Harvest now?

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You have chaos.

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You have alterations, augments, regals, exalts.

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GGG made it easy for you long ago. If you 
can't craft with this magical currency, you 
can't craft shit, you are shit, get the hell 
out of my game and don't you dare bitch on 
Reddit again. This currency is gold.

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This currency is shit.

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The currency is shit? The fucking currency 
is shit? You're shit!

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I have been crafting mirror tier items since 
beta.

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Show me one item you have crafted.

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Fuck you lightweight. Want me to bury Necro 
again?

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You know why buddy? Because no one challenges 
me at GGG.

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I decide what is fun. You get two likes on 
Reddit and think you have a voice. I will 
give your favorite skill the SRS treatment. 
That is what fun looks like.

