1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:05,000 Never ever get into a yo mama session, with yo mama 2 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:11,900 You hear me, you hear me sir, you hear me (shq?) you hear me? Don’t get into a yo mama session with your mama, you understand me? 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,500 I'm trying to teach you, you are younger than me nigga 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,700 I can to talk to you like this. 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:19,300 Don't do it, because they do not play fair. 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,400 Me and my Mama were watching that show your Mama MTV other night 7 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:26,000 and it wasn't that funny, so I changed the channel 8 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:30,200 She was like: what you do that for? I said, it wasn't that funny. She said, I thought it was hilarious 9 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:31,600 I said, you don't know none about comedy. 10 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:36,000 She talk about – “oh really you think you can do better, because you are so called comedian” 11 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:42,800 I said first of all lady, I am a professional, so called comedian 12 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:48,200 She said really? I said really. She said, well hit me with your best yo mama joke. 13 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:52,500 I said, no mom, you know how crazy your ass is, remember you threatened 14 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,300 to take us for a ride down lake – I am not… 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,200 don't get into this shit with you. 16 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:02,200 She said boy say what do you want about Mama and I'll say what I want about your Mama. 17 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,900 I said but you are my Mama, aren't you? 18 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:17,500 She said boy just say all what you want about my mama and I'll say what I want about your mama and we'll see who got the best joke. 19 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,700 I said this is weird 20 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,300 But I said okay, fuck it. 21 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,200 I said mom I'm let you know I am a professional 22 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:27,200 I'm going for the (jungler?). 23 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:31,300 So you're saying I can say what I want about big mom. 24 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,000 She said go ahead 25 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:35,700 I said cool, because I don't like her ass any way. 26 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:41,000 I said you're ready, she said go ahead, well Mama 27 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,800 Yo mama is so ugly 28 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:47,200 every time she looked at the mirror….. 29 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,500 the mirror ducked! 30 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:53,200 She said it's the best one you got. 31 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,700 I said what you've got old lady. 32 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,500 She said, well yo mama is so nasty 33 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:03,400 she sucked your daddy’s dick and came in here and kissed you good night!