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Par votre humble serviteur, osef de l'intro

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[Adrien et Git]

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[Merge Request, conflicts]

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[Matt et akrb1com1prt01]

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[MISE A JOUR KB]

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[UPGRADE FAILED]

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[Restore VMWare]

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[Fabien et son clavier Mac]

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[Delphine (dé)monte un PC]

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+8Gb RAM

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Boot PXE

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Windows 10

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Pro Edition

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WAPT

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WAPT ERROR

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WAPT CRASHED

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REBOOT

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REBOOT

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REBOOT

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SHUTDOWN

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RETOUR S.A.V

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SUPPORT DELL

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CARTE MERE HS

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PC: DMORTIER

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SLA 15 JOURS

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TOUJOURS GARANTIE

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[Retour au stock]

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[Quand François troll dans l'open space]

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[Luc qui en a ras le cul]

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Putain de Falcon

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Putain de Netskope

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Putain de covid

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[Alex qui doit bosser sur PHP7.4]

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TICKET CLOSED

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Fabien : TICKET REOPENED

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[Clément qui traite les tickets Netskope]

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[François qui cherche à Scale la stack ElasticSearch]

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+2 TASKS

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+5 INSTANCES

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+256 vCPU

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-3 FILEBEAT

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+1 LOGSTASH

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+1 LOGSTASH

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+5 GB

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+5 QUEUE SES

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+3 INSTANCES

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CLUSTER OK

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[Fabien et la compta]

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BUDGET AWS 2021

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+10% CLOUDFRONT

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-5% EC2

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REPORT COST EXPLORER

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SNACKS : SEND

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compta: 15k de diff N-1 mdr pk

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+10% -5% REPORT SNACK SEND

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[Banania Surprise]

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[Luc MySQL oomkill]