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The results of the UIV GCSE subject choices 
are in, and firstly...

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...here is a map for the geographers to colour 
in.

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There are no volcanoes or oxbow lakes...

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...but we think they'll have a lovely time.

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And how many have chosen to do History?

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Mein Fuhrer...

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Some

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Some have chosen to do R.S. instead.

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With Mr Wildgoose.

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Can all of those who HAVE chosen History 
please leave the room?

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That was a MISTAKE!

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Not choosing History is a MISTAKE!

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First...

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... they take away the horse box...

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... and squeeze us...

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...into the cafe with the Fifth Form, and 
NOW THIS!

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Why on earth would you not choose GCSE History?

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Mein Fuhrer, I find volcanoes fascinating!

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You want fascinating... do you?

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Mein Fuhrer, I absolutely do!

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Well choose GCSE HISTORY then!

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It's mindblowing!

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They get to learn how I was elected by the 
German people...

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...and turned Germany into a brutal dictatorship!

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I build Germany's army from nothing...

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... and then conquer most of Europe in a 
war!

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And then they do the Cold War

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When they find out how communism was spread...

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... by Stalin!

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The Berlin Wall goes up...

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And then we study Cuba. Korea. Vietnam. China!

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And Europe too!

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Tell me this...

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Why wouldn't you want to learn about how 
we narrowly avoided nuclear war?

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It's no surprise that it's one of the most 
popular choices...

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... by Wycombe Abbey girls...

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at GCSE and A level!

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And at university too!

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It's ok...

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... nobody will know you chose R.S.