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♫ Five hundred years ago when I was born 
♫

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♫ I crawled from the womb with a drinking 
horn ♫

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♫ I held it to the sky in my tiny metal hand 
♫

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♫ And got real drunk before I could stand 
♫

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♫ Well ever since that day I've followed 
the code ♫

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♫ Of stealing all your treasure  and living 
on the road ♫

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♫ Now we've come to your city with nothing 
more to say ♫

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♫ Let's drink and party the Alestorm way 
♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK 
♫

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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else 
matters to me ♫

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♫ We're only here to drink rum, SHOOT GUNS 
♫

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♫ And live for the party, come with us and 
soon you will see ♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK 
♫

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♫ And make loads of money,  'cos nothing 
else matters to me ♫

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♫ We're only here to get lit, TALK SHIT ♫

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♫ And drink all your whisky, come with us 
and soon you will see ♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun ♫

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♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫

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♫ Whoah-oh, whoah-oh, HEY! ♫

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♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫

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[RADICAL KORG SYNTH NOISES PLAYING]

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♫ In my Lamborghini, flintlock by my side 
♫

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♫ Stealing loads of treasure, on I-95 ♫

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♫ Drinking margaritas in the Caribbean Sea 
♫

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♫ A pirate's life is the only life for me 
♫

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♫ Well you know we sold out a long time ago 
♫

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♫ Now we're in it for the money, the hookers 
and the blow ♫

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♫ So we've come to your city, with nothing 
more to say ♫

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♫ Let's drink and party the Alestorm way 
♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK 
♫

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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else 
matters to me ♫

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♫ We're only here to drink rum, SHOOT GUNS 
♫

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♫ And live for the party, come with us and 
soon you will see ♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK 
♫

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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else 
matters to me ♫

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♫ We're only here to get lit, TALK SHIT ♫

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♫ And drink all your whisky, come with us 
and soon you will see ♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun ♫

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♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫

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♫ Whoah-oh, whoah-oh, HEY! ♫

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♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫

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[AUTHENTIC HERITAGE FOLK NOISES PLAYING]

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♫ WOOF! ♫

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♫ I set fire to the sky ♫

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♫ You're all going to die ♫

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♫ So raise up your rum ♫

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♫ We're here to have fun ♫

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♫ We'll ride cross the waves ♫

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♫ Forever we'll sail ♫

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♫ There's nothing to say, so get down and 
pray ♫

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♫ The quest starts today ♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK 
♫

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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else 
matters to me ♫

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♫ We're only here to drink rum, SHOOT GUNS 
♫

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♫ And live for the party, come with us and 
soon you will see ♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun, GET DRUNK 
♫

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♫ And make loads of money, 'cos nothing else 
matters to me ♫

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♫ We're only here to get lit, TALK SHIT ♫

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♫ And drink all your whisky, come with us 
and soon you will see ♫

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♫ We're only here to have fun ♫

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♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫

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♫ Whoah-oh, whoah-oh, HEY! ♫

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♫ TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST! ♫

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This is awful, I preferred Alestorm when 
they were a serious band, back when they 
did true pirate metal songs like "Rumpelkombo" 
and "Wooden Leg", and that Eurovision hit 
"Wolves of the Sea".