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Mein Fuhrer, we have received reports today

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—and have seen a pretty incredible commercial, 
frankly—

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that LEGO has a new Star Wars 
Ultimate Collector 
Series AT-AT set now at LEGO Stores.

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I’m sure it has Power Functions, and it can’t 
cost more than
the second, losers’ version 
of the UCS Falcon, right?!

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Mein Führer...

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Technically...

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Technically it’s a walker, but it doesn’t 
walk—
no Power Functions—

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and I’m afraid to say, it’s $800.

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All you lucky bastards who bought the first 
UCS Millennium Falcon before I got into LEGO, 
leave the room.

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LEGO is always pulling this bullshit!
I just 
shelled out $250 for the goddamn Home Alone 
set!

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My Deutsche Bank card is maxed-out as it 
is!

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[muffled] And all of Eva’s stupid Friends 
sets.

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What a waste of money.
Absolutely ZERO R.O.I. 
on those sets!

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We’re never going to be able to retire 
on 
a bunch of pink and purple bricks!

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Star Wars and Modulars—
that’s where the 
real money is!

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Mein Führer, they are just plastic blocks!

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How many times do I have to tell you?!

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It’s BRICKS, and they are going to double 
in value, minimum!

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But Mein Führer, you’ve opened the boxes.
You’ve 
played with them!

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Then I will have to buy two!

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You want that!?

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I can’t afford ONE,
but you want me to buy 
TWO!?

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I knew I should have never started collecting 

those damn Chinese sets!

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It was just a cute New Year’s Eve Dinner 
set,
but then dragons and lions—

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Do you know how many freaking holidays the 
Chinese have!? 
My credit card statement 
can tell you!

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It’s a lot! 
And it’s bad enough that they’re 
all made in China now.

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More and more expensive, with cheaper and 
cheaper quality.

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[Rant is losing steam]

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[Hitler pounds chest]

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[Quieter exclamation]

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[Ramping up again]

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[Something about Eva and the Big Bang Theory 
set]
That show is shit!

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Nevermind him—he watches CSI: Miami.

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That’s it, guys—I’m done with LEGO.
This 
level of spending is simply unsustainable.

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They win.

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[Somethign else somber]

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