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we had a feeling, that people are tired of 
GTA 5

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the money was not the same, even after dlc

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stakeholders meeting was just days away

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so they called me "hey, Dan, how do we get 
more money from these idiots"

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ideas, Dan, ideas

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But they did not know, that we already got 
a 120iq plan

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so i weared pants, got to the zoom call, 
and replied

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we will remaster old gta games with new textures

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even gta 3

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and vice city

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so we hired 12 people from freelance.com, 
and called it "grove street studios"

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we thought to leave san andreas out of it, 
but who gives a fuck about fans?

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added more shadows, but forgot that CJ is 
black

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called it "definitive edition", because it 
was definition of shit

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and they still bought it, what a bunch of 
jerks

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told them, that "we have great news", they 
thought it was GTA 6 release date

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its not even in development yet

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we are planning Q4, 2029

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idiots

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we didnt even add QA people for bug testing, 
wasted resources

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310 million in sales, we can make 5 more 
gta 5 dlc

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add Taylor Swift as a character

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*rich people laugh*