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[CHARLIE] You know who really, really likes 
us?

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[NANCY] Mary (Mary)

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[HARRY] Mary had a little lamb

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Her fleece was oh dear

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[NIALL] Mary had a little lamb

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

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[NANCY] Naughty Mary, she’s a naughty girl

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Cause she wasn’t supposed to have that lamb

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[CHARLIE] Oh that’s right, she took that 
fleece

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It was white as snow

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And she took it round the town (ooo)

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Cause everywhere that Mary went

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I say she brought you a little frown

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Because she was Mary

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[ALL] Mary, Mary

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Yes, Mary had a little lamb (sexy lamb)

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Her fleece was white as snow (Mary, Mary, 
but it got dirty)

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[NANCY] That fleece got dirty

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[NIALL] Dirty little lamb

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[HARRY]  Oh dear (dirty little lamb)

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[CHARLIE, HARRY & NANCY] Oh dear, oh dear, 
oh dear

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[NANCY] How you gonna clean your fleece up, 
Mary, you dirty girl

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[CHARLIE] Ohh! I’m so naughty

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I didn’t clean my little lamb

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[NIALL] Is this doing anything for you two?

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[NANCY] Yeah, have you got little tortoise 
–

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[NIALL] Careful

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[NANCY] Little tortoise parts inside your 
shell, are they doing fine?

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[SUSAN] Yeah I mean, I think I know what 
you mean

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[NANCY] Yeah?

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[SUSAN] I know what you mean

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[NANCY] Oh, she’s getting it

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[CHARLIE] It’s getting saucy, mint saucy 
(yeah)

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[NANCY] What do you have to say, you little 
tortoises?

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[SUSAN] Well, Mary, Mary, she was a thing

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And she walked around like she owned everything

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Mary, Mary she was so bright

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Sitting there with a handbag of white goods

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[CHARLIE] Mary, Mary she was better than 
Bo Peep

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She had a whole massive flock of sheep, sheep

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She took them down to the town and sold them 
for money

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That she spent on boys

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[NIALL] Sexy little lambs (yeah)

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Sexy little lambs (oh yeah)

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You know what I am

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I’m a sexy little lamb (that’s right, come 
on tortoises)

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[ALL] Sexy little lambs

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We’re sexy little lambs

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You know what I am

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I’m a sexy little lamb

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[HARRY] Oh yeah Mary

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[All] Mary (oh yeah)

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Mary (oh my)

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Mary

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[SHIELDS] Oh this talk of sexy Mary

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I’m feeling myself start to swell

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Something’s getting busy

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I’m starting to feel tiny in my shell

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[CHARLIE] Oh Reginald

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He hasn’t had a wife in 50 years

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Sorry all the sexiness went to my little 
lamb brain Jacob

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[SHIELDS] Why don’t you dance it off? (Oh 
ho ho ho)

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[NANCY] You know we only dance with our tiny 
cute fluffy tails

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Why don’t you try it, you got cute tails 
as well tortoises

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You got those weird little stumps that come 
out

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[CHARLIE] That’s right, ready?

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[NIALL] I’m regretting being higher

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[CHARLIE] To the right, to the right, we 
shake our little tails

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To the left, to the left, we shake our little 
tails

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And down

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And up

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It’s almost as though

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Somebody regrets asking for a dance break

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Oh, let’s go

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[SHIELDS] To be clear, this is a tail

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[CHARLIE] It’s just a tail

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[NIALL] Lambs I think, we’ve made our point 
(yeah)

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[NANCY] Yeah you guys, we’ll give you some 
alone time

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[CHARLIE] Chop, chop

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[HARRY] And remember, it’s exactly what life 
is about on earth:

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Sex

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[ALL] Sex

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[NANCY] Lamb sex