1
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I'd like to run forward my full movespeed

2
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and cast vortex warp on the second werewolf

3
00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:21,000
God damnit. Not this shit again...

4
00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:28,900
It's a CON save.

5
00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,600
He never makes these saves...

6
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It is as if the dice themselves hate him.

7
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*The DM rolls some dice ominously*

8
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Oh, God damnit. Motherfucker.

9
00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:07,600
*Players trying to hold back laughter*

10
00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:17,900
What is wrong with these fucking dice?

11
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This entire campaign my saves have been bullshit!

12
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All I needed was a fucking seven!

13
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*Jen crying in background*

14
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His con is 17. I only needed a seven! I rolled 
a fucking two!

15
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First with your divination bullshit

16
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I tried to warn you before the campaign-

17
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I know you fucking did

18
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Well you have only yourself to blame, then

19
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You knew how this would go!

20
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I thought it would only be a minor annoyance

21
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But I roll single digits on every roll

22
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And you make everything else a god-damned 
crit

23
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I just want to make ONE SAVE. JUST ONE!

24
00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,800
I spent four days working on this fight...

25
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There were three more battle maps ready to 
go... wasted!

26
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I even made it a deadly encounter

27
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there was no way you should have killed either 
of them

28
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and you managed it in two rounds!

29
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TWO ROUNDS!

30
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*Jen still crying in background*

31
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I thought I could work around the dice

32
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but I was so wrong...

33
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*Party feels slightly bad, but still thinks 
it's hilarious*

34
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I... need to go.

35
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I'm going to take the dog out

36
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and there's better be no more portent dice 
when i get back

37
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Vortex warp...