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In the depths of planning a 1 plane weekly

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PERKINS: We just simply do not have enough 
crew chiefs.

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It's a critcal shortfall and no one wants 
to play with us anymore.

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SNOOKI: That's impossible. Skiddlez said 
he would take care of this before he left.

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ROSIE:....

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PERKINS:Who's Skiddlez?

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BROWN: Skiddlez told me to lose his number.

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BROWN: Actually no one picks up the phone 
when we call anymore.

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SNOOKI: Anyone who thinks this meeting could 
have been an email can leave now Except for 
Perkins , Rosie, and Brown.

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SNOOKI: I've told you time and time again, 
you shall refer to me as Lord of the RBE 
in front of the Marines!

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I know I've earned it! I let Baby Gramps 
test a bird up 90% then had to carry it across 
the finish line for him.

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(THE ONLY  USEFUL PEOPLE IN THE SQUADRON)

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(DORA)

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(FLIGHT E)

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SNOOKI: I've been writing fake awards all 
day! I've given 14 pep talks. Tell 461 I'll 
give them a NAM if they FCF for us.

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I was never supposed to be the OPSO. All 
I wanted to finish my two year XO gig off 
as squadron Ex-XO.

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ROSIE: Also, MAG called and said they could 
bring Showtime home early.

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SNOOKI: NO! He's going to be so mad when 
he sees the T-Rating.

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ROSIE: I'm still getting snapped back in 
but could you remind me what that means?

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(PERKINS AND BROWN LOOK IN OPERATIONAL DISGUST)

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SNOOKI: You cant possibly expect me to know 
what any of this means.

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I'm not even sure how to spell T&R.

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All I know is fires and it is to fires that 
I will return.

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I've just been waiting for anyone to ask 
me about DAS to CAS transitions or final 
attack headings.

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(Dong on his way upstairs to underpromise 
and underdeliver)

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SNOOKI: Is it too much to ask for someone 
else to plan brief and execute Ops while 
I'm busy as the Lord of the RBE?

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It's been days since was able to check the 
Facebook and now I'm fairly certain Killary 
Klinton is somehow now trending.

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and all for what? A MAG OPSO meeting that 
could be an email?

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(BROWN THINKS, "So when to  we sync Ops in 
this Ops Sync?"

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SNOOKI: To make up for the shortfalls of 
the company grade,

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I will once again don my field grade armor!

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SNOOKI: I'll create the worlds greatest  
spreadsheet.

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I'll spend countless hours formatting little 
text boxes,

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with fancy colors and formatting,

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FLIGHT E: Keep up that crying and you'll 
be a shoe in for warrior of the week.

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(DONG TORCHING MOTORS ON FCF BUT ALSO FLYING 
SBTP FROM THE THE TEST LINE)

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(POX gets drunk at golf and fails to finish 
video)

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(POX drink graciously from the grog and Snooki 
gets fined immensely.)