1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:06,200 My fuhrer, despite Stroud's weakness he continues to score points 2 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:14,000 Mohamed Ibrahim was injured but his replacement, Blake Corum, has scored his third touchdown today. 3 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:20,400 With Ohio State and Wisconsin's starting backs, I cannot lose. 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,300 My fuhrer... 5 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:31,800 The... the Wisconsin depth chart was released. Chez Mellusi is first string. 6 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:34,300 And Master Teague sucks balls. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,700 Anyone behind Hunter Johnson's selection in 2019, leave the room now. 8 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,100 That is fucking bullshit! 9 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,300 Who benches their returning starter?! 10 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:20,800 Now that little shit has the points that were supposed to be mine! 11 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:27,100 And this quarterback situation is in shambles. Best QB in the B1G my ass! 12 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,000 With the changes to the WW... 13 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:35,900 ...we won't be able to drag our asses out of this mess like last year! 14 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 My fuhrer Michael Penix can still perform he just needs more time-- 15 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:41,300 He tore his ACL twice! He sucks ass now! 16 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,600 It has only been two games-- 17 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:47,500 Two games that we lost, you imbecile! 18 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,300 Fucking idiot! 19 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:58,100 And we wouldn't have this problem if we picked David Bell and his shitass quarterback instead of this garbage! 20 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:02,900 We're losing to that winless schmuck even after his best player lost his leg! 21 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,700 And after all that shit I talked, they'll never let it go! 22 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,100 And I won't be able to show off the trophy! 23 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:16,000 And don't tell me we'll recover by week five, who are you, Stalin?! 24 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,500 Before I can continue, can you pass me a joint? 25 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,200 Oh yeah thanks that's good. 26 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:30,600 Idiot! This is what fucked us! 27 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:40,800 We even picked up Teague's backup and it was still the wrong motherfucker! 28 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:45,700 The starter was some slow fatass they call pork-chop! 29 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:51,700 This running back makes me want to puke, it's so bad 30 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,900 My colonoscopy was less shitty! 31 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:59,000 Hey Jenny, let's go to the spa 32 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:08,000 At least Garrett Wilson is good. 33 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:15,000 And tunga-tooga-whatever his name is okay. 34 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,700 Talent Manager... 35 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,600 There's no O'Korn to peddle this year. 36 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:36,400 Even Covid isn't going to save your asses from charges of gross negligence this year. 37 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,500 You'll be fired just like Hunter Johnson. 38 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,100 Fuck, even that idiot has been better than Penix this year.