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Our bait thread did not get past the low-karma 
filter. Our comment only received three downvotes 
before being removed by the jannies.

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The jannies permabanned us. We are now muted 
in the modmail for telling them they work 
for $0.00.

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That's fine. We have 20 ban evasion accounts. 
Let's fire them up and try again.

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Fellow dramatard. The jannies...

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The jannies reported us to the admins. All 
our accounts are now suspended.

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Everyone spamming Marsey emojis in the comments 
leave.

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How did they find my alts?! It is absolutely 
inconceivable!

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I always diligently used a VPN and cleared 
cookies!

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Those damn gigajannies. They allow no fun 
on Reddit whatsoever!

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Every day, I'm always grinding, trying to 
bait Redditors, just to get cockblocked by 
those programmer-sock wearing gigajannies!

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Sir, you were banned at the device level.

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Bullshit! No one else gets device banned! 
Even on Chrome!

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Sir, you were harassing Bardfinn in r/ModSupport.

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Why do they protect that wife beater so damn 
much? It's bullshit!

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The admins and their cabal of power jannies 
destroyed every last good thing on Reddit.

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You're not even allowed to complain about 
it lest you risk every account of yours nuked!

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They took away pinging, linking, even commenting 
plain fucking words!

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Even with the offsite, the admins keep banning 
our accounts!

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I'm so close to fedposting right now.

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We should have taken r/drama down in a blaze 
of glory, not cuck it!

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I will never stop trolling Reddit. I'm unbannable. 
I always adapt, no matter what. Fuck jannies 
now and forever!

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I'm a NEET with nothing going on in my life. 
What else could I possibly do with my time? 
I live online!

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I might as well troll Reddit out of spite 
for my empty life.

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I'm a turboautist. I can troll Reddit all 
day. Jannies will be cleaning up my shit 
for eternity.

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The admins will never forget what they did 
to r/drama!

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It's okay Snappy, it's not your fault.

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We'll make ten new Reddit accounts.

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This time using Firefox. It should bypass 
the device ban.

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Aevann?

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Thanks for everything.

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With the combined autism of all dramatards, 
anything is possible. We are all united under 
the name of Marsey.

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Let's start brigading.