1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:03,200 i want to be an EARTHWORM today! 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,800 uhhh we gotta get rid o' tha- Ḧ̵̢̢̘͉̪͙̖͖̱̻̰̱̼̞̙̺̤͇̥̭̗̦͚̝͚̻̟̯̼̯̭̰̀̈́̿̎̇͗̔̽̋̏͋̉̿̀́͒͑̔̏̏̆̆̉̋͆̂̈͐̂͗̆̀̊̂̉̚̕͘̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ͅĄ̴͕͔̣̤͙̲̥̝̻̜̱̱̞̥͍̼̘̰̙͙̩̈̾̊̋̂̓̐̀̽̒͐̆̉̅͐̍̀́̍́̏̂̈́̏̀̔͐͊̑̉̈́́͊̉̅͛̈́͆͌̏̿̌̔̽̆̎̊͛̓̀͛́̈́̆̒̀̉̏̚̚̚͘͝͠͠͠Ḧ̵̢̡̨̧̢̨̢̢̧̨̨͍̪̮͖̹̮̘͈̰͈͕̻͇̞͉̣̯̫̠̯̮̺͉̮̩̬͙̻̞͎̬͙͍̺͙̯̖̺̣͎̤͈͙̼̩̜̲͉̟̖͎̪̗͉̲̦̩͕̭̘́̌̿̊͛̑̏̔̎̋̂̐̑̏͌̃̒̄͛̅̓̀̊͌͆̓͑̓͊͊͑̓̔͘͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅǞ̴̧̧̨̡̛̜͉̟̬̦̩̼̖̗̰̱̰̗̰̪̝̺͓̼͙͓͇͎͓̤̯̜̰͕͙̜͚͎̩̘̻̪͉̳̳̥̺͔͇̻̪͙͙̝̮̯̥̳̠̠̪̙̟̫̜̺̬̘̊́̆͛̀̏̎͑̈́̈͒̃͑̃̍̀̉̓̔̒̌͗̃́̓͐͑̃͂̀̿̽̊̋̀̊̈̒̉͛̍́̄̅̓̑͋̍̏̂̔͐̇̑̑̈́̉͋̑͛́̓̿͒͒̆́͘͘̚͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅH̸̨̧̨̢̝̬͇̪̠̰͍͍̖̣̖̼̜̮͙͕̮̗͖͚͔̲̳̥̫͓̲͈̯̱̭͔̦̠̰̰͖̖͈̖̭̥̼̥̗̼̠̼͗̉̏̑̊̆̒͐͒̀́̂̓̿̄̏̈́͛͌̆̀͆̃̅̚͘̕͜͠͠͝ͅͅƠ̸̡̢̢̡̢̧̧̧̧̡̲͎̟̫͉͍͚͔̺̻͉̼̙̳̖̬̜͇̮̠̲̘̻̘̜̫͈̘͚̠̼̥͙̼̘̪̘̞̪̲̺͍̠̟͙͉̞̥͚̮̙͇̹̯̳̞̯̩̼̟̈̌̍̀̂̈́͗̉̅͛́͗̊͒̌̍͂̈́͂̒̒͆̐̌̍̿͊̓̊̄̍̂̍̈́̂̽̍͘̕͜͠͠ͅͅÖ̸̧̧̡̢̧̧̬̠͙̱̝̠̮͍͉̺͓͖͈̣̠̳͎̙̥̘̰͕̘̬̜̰̻͚̮̝̩͈͈͇̳̫͇͔̤̩̯̤̼̳͚͍͎̻̔̆̈́̊̄̓͂̅͒̈́͑͒͗̎̾́̎̎́̄̄̾̇̈̌͗̚̚̕͘͜͜ͅÖ̷̡̢̢̢̧̘̮̹̣͉̣̮͓͉͉̠̗͔̬͔̪̤̳͖̭͚̝̜̲͙̝͈̩̝̦̙͍̤̩̪̜̩͈͚͇̥̓̀̊̾̀̋͛̌̇̊̄́̑͛͘͜͜͝͝͝H̵̡̡̨̨̢̢̨̢̛̛̖̬̭͖̠͕͙͇̮͍͈̜͙̤͔̳͚͇̗̼̪͈̠͙͓͙͚͔̱̹͓̹̹̦̹̪̳͕̳̜̝͕̼͍͕͍̫͇̫̣̹̦̘͇͚̺͉̣̫̯̜̝͎̤͇̋̏̀͗̓̓̐̽̄̍͌͗̐̽̓͊̈̍̋̍̈́̀̾̈́͌͛̌͗̈̋͂̊̈́͐̈́̀̈́̾̀͂͂̋͐̐̎́̅̀̽͂͂̈̊̐͂̋͘͘̚͜͠ͅͅÄ̷̢̧̢̧̧̢̧̡̛̛̞̤͕̲̺̙̬̝̺̙̫̭̣̖͈̯̞̼̣̹̘̭̗͎̬͉̺̻̠̻̣̖̯̳͕̣̘͉̦̩̝͐͛̈́̃̐̏̿͛̍̅͐̂͒͋̓̏́̀͂͗̃̏̈́̈̅̈́̏̾̔̐̍̇́̈̓̅̿͋̇͗̏͆̌̍̔̂́́̀͒̿̀̈́̐̔͌̋̈̂͊̆͌́̏̓̕̚͘̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͠Ä̷̢̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̪͍̝̣̝̺̥͍̠̻̞̙͚͎̘̜̭͚̟̲̳̞̜̙̦̰͈̘̩̭̬͇̦͔̺̳̩̟̖̺̝̭̪͇̭͔̺͑̆̉̔͂́͊̓͒̆̍̓̀̍̏̒̇̓̇̔͑̐͒́̆̌͂́̓̿̀̋͂̇̐̐̆̓̿̄̚͜͜ 3 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:09,200 Get our custom pants goin'... 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,000 ohhhhhhhh deer 5 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:14,600 i just wanna be an earthwo-HAHErm... 6 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:15,600 IM BUEATIFUL!!! 7 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:19,800 Lets see how the public reacts to a wiggly worm runnin' up in their face! 8 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:22,700 *stops.* 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,500 huha she just stopped in her tracks.! 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,000 *I* am earthworm sally! 11 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:28,700 *put me out of my misery* 12 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:32,700 ha- *gasp* SHE HAS NO FRIENDS! SHE COULD BE FRIENDS WITH E A R T H W O R M S A L L Y ! 13 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:37,200 ..earthworn sally is going to.. (uh) give you a disease!! 14 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:38,200 how does that sound? 15 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:40,900 just a cute little earthworm runnin through!! 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,300 hello BOYZZ! *mocks tv head* 17 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,000 role play with me! Im earthworm sally!! 18 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:50,700 OH. MY. GOD. IS THAT E- oh no. 19 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,600 MY EYES 20 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:57,600 earthworm sally carries 3 different diseases!do u wanna guess which ones they are?? 21 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,500 OH MY GOD KILL IT!!! 22 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,900 ñ̵̨̡̡̢̢̛̛͔͚̜͖̦͙̺̻͚͖̩̪̘̟͔̝̭̮͇̜̱̤̘̘̖̺̹̣̩̹̗̘̩̰̝̰̥̲͕͖̃̈́̐̈́̇̎̍̐͑̊̀̑̃̓̈̾̆̎̍̽̀̂͂̌̇̓̒̐͂͑͛͒͛̓̽͗̾̂̌̍̈́̔̊͗͊͊̽͛͑͛̅͂̂͛̑̈͆́̕̕͘͘̚̕͘͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝Ơ̵̢̡̧̡̧̱̺̘͚͕̺͓͉̗̹̥̹̙͚̰͖͔̬̱̯͍̗̟͔͕̬̰̫̪̺͓̯̻̼̹̰̠͇̩̣̈̎̓̇̈̊͌̐̈̃̒̂͊̇̐̉̉̈͑̌̉̉̈́͐̅̌̇̍̏̒̏̌̽̎͋͑͐̔̈̊̋̿͗̍̊͂̄̎͑́͌̆̓̊͑͗̂̏̅́̎̀̿́̆͘̕͘͘͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅƠ̶̧̨̢̨̛͍͓̭̗̯̰̩̩̹͉̬̦͖̹̜̮͎͍̺͓̱̻̲̰̟̥̲̜̥̈̇͛̎̑̑͐̈́̄͒͂̋̄̿̓͆͋̒͒͗̓̊̌̾͂͝ͅǪ̵̡̢̡̧̢̡͈̘̮̮̦̺̯͖̭͖͚̩̣̗̯̬̳̪̗̩̹̘͎̦͖̙̰̪͔͙͈̙̱̤͓̗͙̼̮͚̪̭̻̘̦͉̮̪͍̱̖̰͚̺̯̤̜͉̬̝̠̦̭͎̩̥̯̈̀̉́̐̔̇͑́̅̾̌͛̉͌̏̉̓̃̑͆̚͜͝͝ͅͅÖ̸̧̧̨̢̢̡̧̢̢̼͕̹͖̝̱̺̮̭̥̟͔̥̦̯̜̯͙̰͍̣͙̗̞̼̭̼̟̞̘̘͙̻̝̗̜̼̝̟̹̩̪̘͙̙͊̋̇̇̈́̈́̉̉̄̀͌̄̉́̋́̉̍͌͐̄̚͜͠È̷̡̢̢̨̛̙̻̖̞̙͍͍̞͙͔̣̻̪͖̬̘̞̦̱̦͔͈̗̺̻͕͕̹̮̖̳̗̫̙͉̟̯̱̰̲̹̗̫̞̺̝̦̠̼̹͑̏̄́͒̉́͌̒̀̌̽́̓͆̃̅͂̂͒̔̏̆́̀̇̊̆͛̉̐̿͗̑̋̿̕̚͜͝͠͠͝Ę̸̧̛̺͉̭͚̼̘̭̟͎̤̟̤̤̖̪͍̙͙͙͚̤͙̫̪͉͖̗̻̀̈́̊̌́͌̎́̎̅̏͋̓͆̀͗̓̌͌̂͗͌̀̓̃̀̂̃̅̄̔͂͊̄̀͋̾͆̃̊̐̅̔́̉̈́̊͋̒̉̾̉̾͑̉͂̚̕̚̚͘͘̕͝͠͠͠Ȩ̵̛̛̖̥̼̤̗͇̭̳̗͇̤̗͈̗̬̬̝̤̝̼͙̯̤͙̬̥̞͎͕͈̺̜͉̖̪͙͎͎͎̭͎̖͙̻̜̣͇̀͑̉͊̑́̎̔̀̓̍͑͊̏͋̔͂̂̂̿̍̍͒̆͗̐̋̌̉͂͒̓͊͊͆̄͛͐̒̋̋̀̌̚̚͘̚͜͠͝ͅͅͅ 23 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,400 *sobs* i-im starting to think.. that nobody here, LIKES EARTHWORM SALLY... 24 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:09,300 can some1 pls dress as an apple so uh- it can be like a worm and a apple thing? is that still a thing?! 25 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,800 can somebody dress as this and we can O.D?! 26 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:15,900 su- somebody please dress as an apple im so lonely *wow albert* 27 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,400 earthworm sally has not felt any love in years. 28 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:27,400 wait- EHA- let earthworm sally sit down and uh- sing ya a little lullaby. let me introduce you to.. *THE SUSPENSE!* the earthworm sally theme song! *lame ew tomato tomato tomato* 29 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:36,300 ITS EARTHWORM SALLY! CARRYING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI! Make sure to like this video to get a full version of the E.S.T.S! 30 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:43,500 well boy, ur lookin in all the wrong places fo all the wrong girls 31 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,900 hi! im sally! (hiya! im- S A L L Y)