1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:11,800 Praise the God Emperor 2 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:14,800 Brought to you by the national Brainwashing Services 3 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:19,700 Today, we stand at the crossroads! 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:24,600 A day of great joy and fervor has come to grace the people. 5 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:29,500 Our God emeperor will be delivering his daily 6 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:34,400 state of the empire address, 7 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:39,300 where he delivers great news of new consitutions 8 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:44,200 and glorious rules forcing people to abide. 9 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:49,100 People have been waiting for hours 10 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:54,000 in their glorious attempt to hear the 11 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:58,900 grace of the emperor's magical voice 12 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,800 which they are, of course, unworthy of recieving. 13 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:08,700 All over, the fervor can already be felt 14 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:13,600 from all corners of the empire. 15 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:17,500 Jolly praise is given daily 16 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:22,400 and we see the flags of the empire fly high 17 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:27,300 over the tecnologically superior city 18 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:32,200 to that of the barbarian enemies 19 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:37,100 Here we see father and son 20 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:44,200 The glorious dynasty passing from one generation to the next. 21 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:54,200 Their infleunce on the great nation is stil apparent. 22 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:59,100 Citizens have offered great homage to our empire. 23 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:04,000 With heritage thousands of years old. 24 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:16,100 The halls are grand, the people are happy, 25 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,000 And we see the jolly officers paying respects 26 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:25,900 To the truly honorable and holy emperor's ancestors 27 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,800 Bow down, bow down, to your rightful and true God leader 28 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:35,700 For it is he who saves the world from the destructuion of the ages. 29 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:40,600 Our national symbols cover the world in their glorious light. 30 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:44,300 31 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:49,200 32 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:54,100 33 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:59,000 34 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:03,900 35 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,800 36 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:13,700 37 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:18,600 38 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:23,500 And if you show any disrespect, the Emperor will grace you with escape from your earthy form. 39 00:03:37,300 --> 00:04:01,200 ~Clapping 40 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:01,400 Qvod, Vae Victivs, In namvs das Emperorivs 41 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:06,300 Qvod, Vae Victivs, In namvs das Emperorivs 42 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:11,200 Today, we declare a new consitution 43 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:16,100 A consitution of great proportions 44 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:21,000 Which will thrust us into new light and glory 45 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:49,400 ~clapping 46 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:54,300 First, all people must set aside one hour 47 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:59,200 To praise me between the hours of 5 and 6 48 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:04,100 All people must take drugs which 49 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:09,000 For the glory of the empire, will allow them 50 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:13,900 To work without the interference of 51 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,800 Performance reducing emotions such as love, and happiness 52 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:23,700 As they are hedonistic and unworthy of a nation 53 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:28,600 So advanced in their technologies. 54 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:33,500 Secondly, people must constantly utter praise 55 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:38,400 Under pain of death, publically and privately. 56 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:43,300 People are being monitored, and anyone caught not praising 57 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:48,200 Will be shot on site. Simple as that. 58 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:53,100 Thirdly, any defectors will be flogged 59 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:58,000 And burned at the stake in the national square 60 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:02,900 In front of a crowd of millions. 61 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:07,800 This event will be televised, and the accused will 62 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:12,700 Have to utter praise throughout the punishment. 63 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:17,600 Conspirators in any attempted coup, will have to 64 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:22,500 Consume the burned remains of their leader 65 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:27,400 Before being flogged and whipped themselves. 66 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:32,300 We also condemn 3 generatons to execution by live animals 67 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:37,200 Or a plea of insanity and condemnation to the coal mines. 68 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:42,100 Euthenesia for people above the retirement age is mandatory 69 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:47,000 For they only consume resources of this great empire. 70 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:51,900 Fourth, champagne and caviar will be free flowing 71 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,800 Within the walls of the palace, available only to 72 00:06:56,900 --> 00:07:01,700 The emperor's family, the court, and appointed officials. 73 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:06,600 All other members of staff will eat upon the floor 74 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:11,500 And failure to do so will result in punishment by starvation 75 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:16,400 And the same cross generational treatment of family. 76 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:21,300 Family members and officials are open to abuse 77 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:26,200 Those lower than them without incident 78 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:31,100 Any time they wish, as per the status quo.