1 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:18,100 -Brother! Take only my photo, Just mine. 2 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,600 -Ya, Ya! only take his picture. Only his. 3 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,200 -Hey, y'all get out of here! 4 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,600 -Hey Fatso! -Yes? -Listen well. Hire a cheap painter. 5 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:31,100 -And get Tichkule and Tichkule Company's road roller written on it. 6 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,300 -Go, and make sure it's red in colour. 7 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,500 -Yes, all the formalities are complete. 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,400 -Now, you can take this road roller home. 9 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,400 -Fees? -Listen, I don't have an issue with you folks. 10 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,000 -But you can all let those in charge know. -Fees? 11 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:44,300 -That not to play games with S.R. Tichkule. 12 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,400 -Fees? -Did you see what happened now? 13 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,100 -Mr, Tell me, did you see for yourself what just happened now? 14 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,700 -As to how I got my hands on this roadroller? 15 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,400 -Similarly, if anyone tries something similar with me -Fees? 16 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:55,200 -then I'll take the entire.. building under my possession. 17 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:58,000 -and will write Tichkule and Tichkule company's municipal office. 18 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,200 -Understood? -Fees? -Hey, This is a government office. 19 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,100 -Don't create a racket here! 20 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,700 -I was only expressing my sentiments. 21 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,000 -Express those sentiments at your own house. 22 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,300 -Now, take this roller and get out of here. 23 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:15,500 -The total cost includes your bail at the police station, which is Rs 11,000. 24 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,500 -And for the bribe, Rs 5000. 25 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,900 -and the cost of your food was Rs 300. And...? 26 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,700 -Hey, does it belong to your father? -does it belong to your father? 27 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,000 -Move your leg. Move your leg now! 28 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,300 -Do one thing. Lay a mattress there and lie down! 29 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,000 -Get out of here!! -Get out! -Get out. Scoundrel! 30 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:32,700 -Total bill is 8,900. -Additionally, there are other expenses. 31 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,300 -Rascal, I asked you to break the coconut, not my back! 32 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,700 -What am I supposed to do if you get in the way? 33 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,300 -Give it here, I'll break it. -Here, you break it 34 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,000 -God, protect it from any evil eye. 35 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:55,000 -Why you.. -Hey, you think you're too smart? 36 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:58,000 -If I give one.. 37 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:58,900 -The coconut slipped from my hands. 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,600 -Please leave and get a new window fixed. -I'll have the cash sent to the station. Please go. 39 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:03,900 -What the.. Let's go. 40 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:10,200 -You didn't come to see my possession, brother-in-law? 41 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,500 -Is there a musical show in your possession? -That it is necessary for me to watch? 42 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,500 -This show is for everyone who thought I was lazy. 43 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,400 -Come on everyone, come now to watch my possession! 44 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,700 -Come and see how the common man won.. 45 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,500 -and the municipality's lost. Come! 46 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,400 -Madam. Madam. Madam. 47 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:32,100 -This guy is taking your road roller home. -You should be ashamed. 48 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,100 -An Indian with a strong sense of nationalism would never act in such a way. 49 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:42,200 -Madam, who is an Indian here? -You will find Americans in America. 50 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:46,600 -Germans in Germany.-Frenchmen in France. - And Englishmen in London. 51 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:51,500 -But in India you will find Marathi,Gujarati, Punjabi, Malyali, Bengali, where are the Indians? 52 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:54,200 -There is just one location in this nation-where you may witness this nationalism. 53 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:58,400 -and that's during the India-Pakistan match. -Otherwise, you will not find them anywhere else. 54 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,800 -Everyone wants to earn money. -Everyone wants to fill their tummy. -And that's all. 55 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:04,500 -Goodbye, madam. 56 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:12,000 -And indeed, it's a wonderful coincidence. 57 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:15,900 -that you joined this post here when I decided to ruin this municipality. 58 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,900 -Your reputation was damaged and you lost the case.-And I sincerely apologise for that. 59 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,700 -If possible, do forgive me. -Okay, madam?-Okay, then goodbye. 60 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:34,100 -So, the total comes to.-Hey, Give the key. Whoever wants to sit can have a seat. 61 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,700 -Or give me the key.-You can't drive this, brother. 62 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:40,600 -You can not drive this on a car licence.-To operate this, you need a different driver and licence. 63 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:44,600 -Do you know anyone?-Brother, I know a driver.-He's my neighbour. 64 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:48,900 -Should I go and get him? -Go get him. Go quickly. 65 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,200 -At first, I asked everyone, where is Anshuman?-But they said, "There's no Anshuman here." 66 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:57,800 -If you only ask for Ansuman. Then you find a lot of them here.-They'll tell you if you ask for award Anshuman. 67 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:02,600 -Award Anshuman? -Yes, there's a story behind it.-Have you heard it?-No. 68 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:07,000 -Do you know the valley? -No -Girgardan valley -Girgardan valley? 69 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:12,900 -That valley.. that valley was so dangerous. With a road roller as big as three elephants. 70 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:19,500 -And the road was covered with snow.-The road-roller would sway about. 71 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:24,500 -To this side and that side.-And there was a ditch on both sides. 72 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,800 -Look down, and you'll feel as if you're on an aeroplane.-Really? No way. 73 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,400 -What? It's true.-There is a parachute tied to everyone who uses that path. 74 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:37,300 -Do you know why? - No -Why? -Why? -If someone were to fall from there, He'll reach bottom three days later. 75 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:42,200 -And unexpectedly, the road roller's brakes fail. -Then the road roller started swaying. 76 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:47,900 -But I didn't let it go. -One mistake and it's all over. -I swear to god, that engine ran like a rocket. 77 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:54,500 -And I couldn't stop because there was ice. And then? -Then an idea struck me 78 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:59,400 -Then I spun the steering wheel with my hand. -The road roller on the spot went.. 79 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,500 -What happened? -I suspect you fell off of the road-roller. 80 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:13,000 -Fell off? Hmph! -You see, people were screaming. -And the road roller struck the tree. 81 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:17,900 -As a result, the tree fell into the ditch. -And the road roller stopped at the side. 82 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:24,900 -On the side. -I was balanced like this. -Ya, Balanced. 83 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:33,000 -Everyone was looking at me. -And I slowly moved to the side. 84 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:37,900 -Then the PWD minister came.. awarded me. -Right there? 85 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:43,100 -Not there, he awarded me after three-four days -I see. -He visited my home and awarded me. 86 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:49,500 -He also patted my back. -And said, "Anshu, you aren't Anshuman but Hanuman." 87 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,000 -I'm sure he said that after looking at you. -Are you mocking me? - No, no. 88 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:56,600 -No, I'm lying. - No, no. Not at all. - No, I'm lying. - No, no 89 00:05:56,700 --> 00:06:01,500 -You don't believe me, do you? Turn the cycle. - Yes. -Go find someone else. 90 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:06,400 -Just a minute. Just a minute. -Get lost! -We believe you. -Come on, come on. 91 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,800 -Hey, Turn the cycle back around. 92 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,400 -I was told you would show me an elephant, but it's an ant -Ant? 93 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:26,300 -Seems like this guy has grown old! -What kind of a man have you brought here? 94 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:31,200 -Ant? Guy? what is he saying? -Is he crazy? -Hey, Pass me the keys. 95 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:38,000 -Give him the keys. -Hey -Give him the keys with your right hand. -Here. 96 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:42,900 -Total expenses are.. - I know, I know. -Total expenses are Rs. 10,452.55. 97 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,900 -And Rs.99 was your rickshaw fare -Correct? - So, You remember? 98 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,200 -Yes, I've kept track of what I've given and received in this. 99 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:53,900 -And when this roller finally gets going on the road -I'll repay you in full, cent by cent. 100 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,900 -I'll have your money sent to your office. 101 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,900 -Don't worry, I'll fix it right away. - Okay. Hey, fill it up with diesel. 102 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,800 -It was just recently filled. - Then there's surely no problem. -Then, I'll fix it right away. 103 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,700 -Hey, Loadkar. - Yes. -Pass me the screwdriver. - Yes. -Give it quickly. 104 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:19,300 -Here. -I'll fix it right away. - Yes. 105 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,700 -What's the problem? I don't see anything wrong. 106 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:31,600 -You monkeyface. If this thing starts up..it'll flatten you up like a bread. 107 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,000 -Move aside. -Hey, Move, move now! 108 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:50,900 -Tell me where to go! Just say the address. Say it. -I'll ride it too. 109 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:58,500 - Move. Move rascal. -Get down scoundrel, get down. - Hey, rascal get down. 110 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,000 -None of you will get a chance to ride it. Understood? -You're all going to follow me on foot. 111 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:08,300 -Okay. Only I will ride it. -Let's go. -Why did it stop? 112 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:17,600 - Just a minute. -Let's go. -Why do you turn it off whenever I climb up? 113 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:21,800 -Where did you get him from? -As soon as you get on it, this thing stops. 114 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:26,700 -Bad luck follows you, get off! Get down now! 115 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:42,200 -I'll have it fixed immediately. -Yes, help him down. - Move aside. 116 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:46,800 -I'll fix it right away. -Now, I know what the problem is. 117 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:51,700 -The spark plug appears to be malfunctioning. -Hey, Loadkar. - Yes. -Pass me the wrench to open the plug. - Here. 118 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:28,600 -Oh God.. Oh, God. What the.. 119 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:33,500 -I've turned all black. -So what? You weren't white when you got here so why does that matter? 120 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:38,400 -What's wrong with it now? - The gearbox has broken down. -I'll fix it right away. 121 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,500 -"I'll fix it right away. I'll fix it right away." -You've been saying the same thing since you came. 122 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:46,400 -When will you have it fixed? -Have you heard of Girgardan valley? 123 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:51,300 -I'll tell him that story later. - Tell him. -You go and work first -What tale is he talking about? 124 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:58,400 -I've finally identified the source of the problem. - What is it? 125 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:06,200 -We'll have to take its gear-box out. -Gear-box? That will take time. 126 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:11,100 -Then pick up the roller on your shoulders.. ..and carry it like a dead-body. 127 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:16,400 -Stop it. Tell me what I need to do. -Get a mechanic to remove the gear-box. 128 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:20,800 -Do as he says. - Fine. -Listen, get the welding machine along as well. 129 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:25,700 -There are few holes that we need to plug. -Brother? - Just Do As He Says. 130 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,600 -Do you want anything else? -Order for few cups of tea, vada pav and biryani too.