00:56.4 - 00:58.5
Hey gurl, wanna talk to me?

00:58.6 - 00:59.9
So how's week 5 of your 4-day lockdown? What's the food situation in Shanghai?

01:00.0 - 01:01.5
Food? Like to eat?

01:01.6 - 01:03.0
I mean, what kind of food has your compound given you?

01:03.1 - 01:04.8
Erm, about 50 of those massive white turnip fuckers

01:04.9 - 01:07.1
A shitload of garlic, a carrot. Weird shit.

01:07.2 - 01:10.1
But you have group buys for Baker & Spice and Shake Shack right?

01:10.2 - 01:13.1
Ha - I somehow got deleted out of my compound wechat for sharing 'Don't eat me' memes

01:13.2 - 01:16.2
I got an Epermarket box, like 2 weeks ago, so been eating chickpeas out of a can.

01:16.3 - 01:17.4
Aren't you starving?

01:17.5 - 01:21.9
I have been dream-eating: Saizeriya, Brothers Kebab, Yang's dumplings, the usual shit...

01:22.1 - 01:28.9
Most nights I dream-eat that dip tray of mystery meat on the counter at Lawson's. Lush.

01:29.0 - 01:30.0
You know this is gonna last another 16 weeks?

01:30.1 - 01:31.0
What?

01:31.1 - 01:32.4
Yeah, gonna keep you locked up for another 16 weeks...

01:32.8 - 01:34.1
16 more fucking weeks?

01:34.2 - 01:35.7
That's bollocks, really?

01:35.8 - 01:40.5
So your stuck in your pants, alone, in your shitty Jing'an 1-bed with your weird-ass Sherpa-dreams until September...

01:50.6 - 01:51.7
Yeah man, everyone's started going mental

01:51.8 - 01:56.7
I haven't had a shower in 4 weeks and have started crocheting cat puppets from my pubic hair...