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So, You decided to turn on captions huh?

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Igh BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 
this litterally took my 2 hours to complete. 
WOW.

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You, Peach, Girl, are THE FINIEST, thing 
i have ever met in my life. I wish i were 
the moon, and that you were the earth. Because 
you are my world and it feels like I revolve 
around you. Just like the moon is to the 
earth, I wish to be tidaly locked with your 
eyes, so that i can look at you for an eternity. 
Ever time i look at you it is like the sun 
shines down on my heart to the fullest. Even 
though you get kidnapped every 5 minutes, 
I... I really like you Homie Girl. With this 
being said, Will you m-

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What the heck homie dauge!? NO

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Luigi LETS GO!

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aw mario not again!

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Yes yes i know but like, PLOT

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LUIGI, HURRY UP ALREADY!

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I am sick and tired of it, beacuse not only 
am a buried deep within the depths of marios 
shadow, im also have to save someone who 
gets kidnapped every 5 seconds. peach dogg

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Sup my dauge

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WAH!

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MARIO YOU ALRIGHT

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oh.. of course

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Can we get a BLJs in the chat?

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*Idle animation*

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*Visible fustration*

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*Rumages through.... uh... his wand?*

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*Pulls out shotgun*

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*Pourposly aims for Luigi*

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*Fires at luigi*

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Guys, I think Magikoopa is hacking. He hit 
all those shots from very far away. Considering 
how fast they are moving through the air 
because of the momentum and speed built through 
BLJng, this would suggest that she also has 
aimbot.

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*WOOSH* no reddit

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Huh?

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lemmie turn around real quick

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WHAT!?!??!

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LUUIIGII!!!

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mario

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*/Execute @a[name=Luigi, r=10000, c=1] ~ 
~ ~ playsound random.explode @a ~ ~ ~ 100 
0.65*

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NOOOOOOOOO

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GRRRRRRR, know what im saying?

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Thats not my voice you schneeb

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Now THAT? thats what im talking about.

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Yes yes Mario Joined the game

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Why the heck do they have solid cheeks on 
their face? I dont know

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-Stole- and that little something  would 
be my engagement ring!

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*PEACH! why in the heck arent you running 
away from bowser. You can simply jump off 
and float your way down you shcneeb.

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esk schqueuoose me?

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Stop the cap

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everyone laughs. If you can hear then you 
would know this already.

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See i drew the broodals better here

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Do i have to narrate this part? I mean you 
can see right? like... Oh wait. YOU DECIDED 
TO TURN ON SUBTITELS

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*Backflip*

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*Down special*

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*Gets Up*

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*Smash flash 2 Neutral B, except it has aim 
assist*

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*Spot dodge*

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So long gay Mario!

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*Maraculously spot dodges*

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*laughs*

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Hey mario, Do you know how boomerangs work?

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When you punish a spot dodge

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*moment of realization*

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Get clapped kid.

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I noe dat hurt

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he, he really do need some milk.

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*disrespect*

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*Blah Blah Blah Peach...*

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*Blah Blah Blah Mario?

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*Stays long enough to shed Marios cap and 
then procceeds to dip*

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*cappy enters the room*

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*cappy leaves the room*

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Did you like my narration?

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If you didnt, then just turn it off. There, 
Problem solved.

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19 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD. share share shARe. 
And trolls, DONT GET BLOCKED.

