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The news are on with the Squid Sisters

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Are you Team Callie or Team Marie?

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In Moray Towers or Flounder Heights

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There are no excuses!

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Using a Roller or a Bamboozler

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Octobrush or a Blaster

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Splattershot JR or Pro

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You gotta level up your gear!

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In Tower Control, Rainmaker

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Or Splat Zones now!

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What are we playing today?

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Squad or a Private Battle or maybe Turf War

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Because I'm on fire today!

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Here in Splat It On!

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Using Run Speed Up and a lot of Defense Up

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I play in my own way!

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In Bluefin Depot or Piranha Pit

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Save yourself while you can!

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They got Kraken and Killer Wail

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Inkzooka and Bomb Rush!

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They are throwing bombs to my Splash Wall

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But I got killed by a @$%&# Sprinkler!

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In Tower Control, Rainmaker

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Or Splat Zones now!

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What are we playing today?

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Squad or a Private Battle or maybe Turf War

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Because I'm on fire today!

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Here in Splat It On!

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This is a game in which you can shoot

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You get covered in ink and you can't stop 
jumping!

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You die and respawn but you get to yell “I 
killed you!”

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To that laggy Japanese guy that’s splashing 
but you can’t see him

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This clan is cool, its name is SIO

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We have hidden campers

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They hide in their ink, then they appear 
as a gang

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They represent a real challenge...

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SIO! Intense matches...

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SIO! We play minigames...

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SIO! Monthly SIOfests...

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SIO! It's nice in here!

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In Tower Control, Rainmaker

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Or Splat Zones now...

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What are we playing today?

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Squad or a Private Battle or maybe Turf War...

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BECAUSE I'M ON FIRE TODAY!

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In Tower Control, Rainmaker

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Or Splat Zones now!

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What are we playing today?

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Squad or a Private Battle or maybe Turf War

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Because I'm on fire today!

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Here in Splat It On!

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Here in Splat It On!

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Here in Splat... It... On!