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It's quite obvious now that we are losing 
this area

2
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The Allies have started..

3
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...a media campaign with Justin Bieber...

4
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it’s terrible, but it’s getting the hearts 
and minds...

5
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...of our young soldiers - they give up with 
no opposition

6
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No prob, we gonna invite the Greens again...

7
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...they will quickly sort it out

8
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Mein Führer...

9
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...the Finance Minister...

10
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...the Finance Minister says we've run out 
of money

11
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And the Green's RTS program has not delivered 
the first bomb yet

12
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Those stupid morons who have submitted their 
CVs to the Greens, fans of them, friends 
of them… stay in the room

13
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Are you f…cking kidding me?

14
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We've spent all our f..cking Nazi gold on 
this RTS!

15
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What've they promised in the LOP?

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“The roadmap will solve the problem!”

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“We will engage our top global experts for 
you!”

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“Let's have a success-based fee to align 
our interests!”

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“Just secure 8 tons of gold as advance payment!”

20
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"...even Einstein would regret about working 
with the Blues!”

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Mein Führer, his E=mc2 has given them a competitive 
edge!

22
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I don't f....cking care!!! By the time he 
left - we already had it on the BACKUP slide!

23
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Mein Führer, he deleted everything from the 
hard drive, our GHD couldn’t recover it!

24
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Just say GHD again! I will f..cking format 
and partition you!

25
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We can’t even afford a normal IT service!

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Remember how much we spent on the IT transformation 
last year!? Unbelievable!

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Then, everyone told me that the atomic program 
would start running smoothly without delays!

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We had to upgrade our IT network and hire 
thousands of geeks!

29
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Even the Soviets were amazed about our cost 
structure...

30
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… we were focusing on Enigma and cryptography..

31
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… rather than on real tanks, planes and submarines!

32
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I even had to pawn my favorite harmonica 
just to pay the bill!

33
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And now I'm here in this shitty cold bunker 
with you guys...

34
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...and they are probably shopping for new 
suits

35
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and drive new BMWs somewhere outside!

36
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I just needed that tiny little bomb!

37
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Hell with that final presentation! It's useless!

38
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I wish I could be one of those Green guys 
then I could get paid...

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...without being responsible for this mess!

40
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I could get one of those new tight suits 
and a leather gym bag...

41
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...and then piss off before the shit hits 
the fan!!!

42
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It’s OK Anna… it is not your boyfriend that 
he mentioned

43
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The Reds mentioned a new thing called the 
“cold war”

44
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Seems that the Soviets are the new superpower…

45
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… we’re old news now..

46
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…bad news boys…

47
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I want to get some advice on this cold war 
thing.

48
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Maybe the Reds could arrange ceasefire negotiations 
with the Soviets?

49
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Let's arrange a conf call with them tomorrow...

