1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:04,300 We will be fianlizing the 2017 rules for our Race track 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,800 like this street name near Belin 3 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:11,400 It will be very hard to understand 4 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:16,300 And each class rules will be more stupid than the last 5 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:19,300 Stupid rules are good for the show 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,600 People love it when the cars spin out and crash 7 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,500 My Track owner 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,200 Crate 9 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,800 Crate motors will now be required to go through a real tech. 10 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,300 No longer will we just check weight and let it go 11 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,400 Crate motors are.. 12 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:54,500 Easier.. 13 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,700 Cheaper 14 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,700 pancakes 15 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,800 sorry Im hungry 16 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:13,900 That why they have seals! 17 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,000 So we dont have to waste our time 18 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:19,300 Our Techman... 19 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,200 is even dumber than his stupid wife, 20 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:23,200 who keeps giving back to much change at the beer booth! 21 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,800 Those two must be a couple of Jerry's kids...Fucking morons! 22 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:28,400 (sobbing) 23 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:31,000 It's ok Maria,subtraction is hard. 24 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,800 If I had the money to pay a good techman... 25 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:34,600 I wouldnt need to have a crate motor program to begin with! 26 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:37,900 We all know the track cant pay a decent purse 27 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,800 and we could go bankrupt at any minute! 28 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,100 The crate motor program 29 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,400 was suppose to make it better for the fans and racers 30 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,800 You think I want the program to be unfair and expensive? 31 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:46,700 My track promotor 32 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,300 The crate motors are all cheating 33 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,600 You dont think I know they are cheating?...You sniveling dumbass. 34 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,300 14.7 seconds! 35 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:59,200 14.7 seconds on this 3/8th mile track is just stupid. 36 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:03,300 Superstocks running times faster than some late models! 37 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,800 Mini stocks that couldnt break 20 seconds for years 38 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:06,800 Are now running 18 seconds! 39 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:13,100 $4000 crate motors are going for ten thousand dollars! 40 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,900 Im just so damn tired! 41 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,100 No matter what we do theres one asshole 42 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,400 That spends stupid amounts of money cheating! 43 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:27,700 If I tech the crates. 44 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,200 Ill DQ all the top cars... 45 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:34,000 And I like the top cars. 46 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,000 Their so cool looking 47 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:41,600 Then what? 48 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,500 Tech all the top 3 in every class! 49 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,000 Thats bullshit! 50 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:52,900 So what if all the guys with all the money are winning all the money 51 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,400 Tell the whiners to get a second job and cheat too. 52 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,300 We wont tech them either... 53 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,700 They wont care, they are as stupid as Maria!.... 54 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 He right... you are pretty stupid. 55 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,300 I must confess something that been bothering me 56 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,300 I used the poison from the gas chamber mixed with candy as extra weight 57 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:26,200 But somebody removed it from my car. 58 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,800 We should find out who soon 59 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:46,500 But seriously....I dont give a fuck about enforcing the rules... 60 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:51,400 Its my track so if you dont like it you can go home! 61 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:59,900 Please dont go home...