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We will be fianlizing the 2017 rules for our Race track
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like this street name near Belin
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It will be very hard to understand
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And each class rules will be more stupid than the last
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Stupid rules are good for the show
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People love it when the cars spin out and crash
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My Track owner
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Crate motors will now be required to go through a real tech.
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No longer will we just check weight and let it go
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Crate motors are..
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sorry Im hungry
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That why they have seals!
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So we dont have to waste our time
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Our Techman...
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is even dumber than his stupid wife,
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who keeps giving back to much change at the beer booth!
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Those two must be a couple of Jerry's kids...Fucking morons!
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It's ok Maria,subtraction is hard.
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If I had the money to pay a good techman...
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I wouldnt need to have a crate motor program to begin with!
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We all know the track cant pay a decent purse
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and we could go bankrupt at any minute!
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The crate motor program
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was suppose to make it better for the fans and racers
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You think I want the program to be unfair and expensive?
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My track promotor
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The crate motors are all cheating
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You dont think I know they are cheating?...You sniveling dumbass.
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14.7 seconds!
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14.7 seconds on this 3/8th mile track is just stupid.
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Superstocks running times faster than some late models!
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Mini stocks that couldnt break 20 seconds for years
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Are now running 18 seconds!
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$4000 crate motors are going for ten thousand dollars!
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Im just so damn tired!
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No matter what we do theres one asshole
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That spends stupid amounts of money cheating!
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If I tech the crates.
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Ill DQ all the top cars...
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And I like the top cars.
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Their so cool looking
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Tech all the top 3 in every class!
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Thats bullshit!
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So what if all the guys with all the money are winning all the money
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Tell the whiners to get a second job and cheat too.
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We wont tech them either...
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They wont care, they are as stupid as Maria!....
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He right... you are pretty stupid.
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I must confess something that been bothering me
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I used the poison from the gas chamber mixed with candy as extra weight
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But somebody removed it from my car.
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We should find out who soon
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But seriously....I dont give a fuck about enforcing the rules...
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Its my track so if you dont like it you can go home!
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Please dont go home...
