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Sir your favourite team Richmond Rangers 
walking football team played Primo Football 
Academy.

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The match was played at their home ground 
Salotti Areana With the weather conditions 
good, after a little rain.

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Ah it must have felt good to put one on those 
smug Primo players ?

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Boss......

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Unfortunately .......

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Primo Won again by 6 Goals

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They smashed us out the park

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Anyone who drinks at Paradise bar

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Please leave the room.

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You are fucking Joking right ?

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The primo team have an average age of 16

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All we had to do was turn up, stand up and 
we would of fucking pissed it!

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I know bloody Bobby and Mike can’t buy a 
bloody goal at the moment, but how could 
we have lost again?

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What about those 2 morons Bart and Arthur, 
they must of scored millions of goals?

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Both did not score a single goal

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Did they score?

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Arthur hit the post, and Bart kicked well 
wide.

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For fucks sake, Bobby and Martin never have 
anything else to do but play with balls. 
Or playing with each others that is.

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What about Martin, Nigel and Sam?

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And who’s idea was it to let Kevin ref the 
game?

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He owns the teams home ground, and trains 
them

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I simply cannot believe I’m hearing this 
shit

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I supose Paul is still telling everyone we 
won!

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If our team spent a little more time concentrating 
on their walking football

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And a little less time trying to drink the 
entire annual beer production of Thailand, 
we wouldn’t keep getting screwed!

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I’m only glad you did not make that Bob the 
captain,

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he spends his time telling the team photographer 
off, rather than trying to score a goal.

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The only person who did anything

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Was David and the Thai ringer we pinched, 
and he looked like the lead singer of the 
stray Cats!

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And I fucking hate that band.

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Don't worry he hates the Beatles even more!

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I’m gonna have to stop drinking at the Richmond 
Bar Soi Welcome.

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I love all the guys and girls down there, 
but I can’t take another defeat at the hands 
of those primo dogs.

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I’m going to have to start drinking in Soi 
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Shit Beer

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Shit Food

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And the staff are not so pretty and lovely 
like the staff in the Richmond Bar.