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On behalf of the Democratic People's Republic 
of Beaumont and its Dear Leader Fishgrund

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It is my deepest honor to welcome you to 
the Public Execution and funeral of the seditious 
deviants of Wayne State Orthopaedics

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It will be the greatest triumph of Dear Leader 
Fishgrund's Divine Wisdom

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as we bring 2 storied programs into one, 
completely balanced, new program

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This is in no way a hostile takeover Dear 
Leader assures you

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The malignant dwarf was the first to fall 
in the glorious revolution after being found 
unworthy

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and soon after out glorious leader turned 
his fiery glance to the ACGME

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It was after crushing this final great enemy

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the 3 residency spots could finally be wrestled 
from the cold dead fingers of Wayne State/Oakwood

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We now salute the final 3 revolutionary deviants 
about to go before the firing squad

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Jawad Khan, Christopher Koziara, and Michail 
Alexandrovich Milshteyn

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who have completed their sentence at the 
Oakwood Heritage Labor Camp of Orthopaedic 
Excellence