1 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:04,900 Triple H vs. Sting. Huge dream match. Sting's in WWE now! 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,400 Fans yelling "WE WANT STING!" And he's finally here! 3 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:10,500 The match was booked...FOR WRESTLEMANIA! 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Blogs are like, "No way Triple H buries Sting! WWE already beat WCW..." 5 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:21,400 Triple H wins the match anyway. LOL! 6 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:24,100 The fans... 7 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:30,900 The fans... 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,500 They actually thought Vince was FINALLY putting WCW over! 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Oh man... 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:47,600 Last second, it's suddenly "No-DQ", and Sting locks in his little "Sting Sharpshooter" or whatever he calls it... 11 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:51,400 Everyone at Levi's Stadium thinks it's over and Triple H is gonna tap out... 12 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:56,000 ...and Vince goes, "Send out Degeneration X!" 13 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,400 Degeneration X! 14 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,500 The fans actually pop for them too! 15 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,000 They love Sting... 16 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,500 ...but they cheer D-X! 17 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,400 Fucking Smarks... 18 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,900 So stupid: they cheer Hogan, the one-dimensional orange goblin... 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:27,000 ...and they boo John Cena for the exact same fucking thing!!! 20 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:40,300 Vince is shoving DX up their asses and they're like "GIVE US MORE, VINCE!" 21 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,600 But, anyhow...the match goes on... 22 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:46,700 D-X interferes and Triple H hits a Pedigree... 23 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:50,000 Vince takes a look at this and goes... 24 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,000 "Send out the nWo!" 25 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:55,900 THE NWO! 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,500 And Vince goes... 27 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,400 "Let's troll Meltzer!" 28 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,800 "Tell them NOT to run to the ring! DRAG IT OUT!" 29 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,400 So they WALKED! 30 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,300 Three goddamn minutes! I swear! 31 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,400 And you're gonna love this: 32 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:20,200 Vince goes, "Have the nWo HELP STING!" 33 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:28,400 Creative goes, "Vince, they're enemies!" Vince says, "Not anymore! I just made them friends!" 34 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:29,900 Did they hand Sting his bat? 35 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,900 They handed him his bat! 36 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,900 Creative's like, "Did you even WATCH WCW?!" 37 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,600 Vince goes, "I was busy fucking the Nitro Girls!" 38 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,500 Fans are lucky he didn't send out The Muppets... 39 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,000 Did Sting actually use the bat? 40 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:05,000 This is probably the best part: they get into this epic "sword fight"...sledge vs. bat... 41 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,000 And that's fine. That's what the fans wanted to see... 42 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,000 But the best part is the bat... 43 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,000 It chopped the sledge in HALF! 44 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,700 The look on Triple H's face was priceless... 45 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:38,500 Suddenly, Sting's bat is a fucking Hattori Hanzo sword!