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Here is the Election Day briefing in Demoncrat-run 
Ward 1

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ATVs have been seen here on U Street and 
by the Wawa

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DC Homos has continued tweeting and was last 
seen in Adams Morgan

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Regensburg, Steiner and the MPD votes will 
overwhelm them

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Mein candidate...Steiner

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Steiner didn't switch his registration from 
Republican to Democrat. None of the MPD did 
so they can't vote for you and we're losing 
by 11%.

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Everyone who couldn't vote for me because 
they live in Pennsylvania or didn't switch 
their registration get out of this room.

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This is absurd! This whole election is absurd!

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Jo-Ann said the Post endorsement was all 
I needed!

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Jonetta told me I had this in the bag!

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Whose idea was it to have a campaign manager 
whose initials were SS?

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How was I supposed to know the Democrats 
had Google?

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Mein candidate we deleted all of your tweets

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And they still figured it out anyway!

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Mein candidate, you picked Will and Erik 
yourself

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And you had to go out and get caught tearing 
down campaign signs in front of 40 thousand 
viewers

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She stole this election from me!

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She got all of the union endorsements and 
all you idiots could get me was dirty Republican 
DFER money through Victory Fund!

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And now everything I've worked on since June 
2020 has come to nothing!

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I had to put up with so much woke crap to 
try and fool them

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These whiny Ward 1 voters are to the left 
of Stalin!

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I gave up being a cop for this

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I loved arresting people, crushing their 
dreams

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I miss it so damn much

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Now all I have to look foward to is writing 
for the DC Line like a washed up hack

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What fucking good was Anthony Williams when 
he doesn't endorse until the end of the campaign?

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Why did we listen to Josh Lopez?

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Why the hell weren't we vetting people after 
the William Pack story came out?