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(Epic music)

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(BEEP)

3
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*awkward silence

4
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*Epic zoom in

5
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What the HELL

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Stepped on...

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BRANCH?!

8
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Oh, it's the new level! :D

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They just released it, so many people complained 
that it was too easy

10
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So they umm.. made

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T H I S

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*Insert Inception Bwaam here

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(Again with the epic music)

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(BEEP)

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A leaf?

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Was it poisonous?

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(BEEP again) Nah, I think you press L2

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(Too lazy to say Epic music again)

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(BEEP)

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*tosses hat on the floor

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I HAVE TO BLOCK THE SUN

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Epic boss fight about to happen

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Finally! Some ACTION!

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Steven, when you get so fat?

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(BEEP)

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*slams

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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

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You want some therapy?

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Probably can just hold down the block button

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Steven, when you get so fat?

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*epic blocking technique

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You still trying to be an actor?

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(BEEP)

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[Random Guy] Hey!

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(BEEP)

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(BEEP again)

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*Too lazy to add BEEPS

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WTH

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Still? When is this going to end

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WHAAAAA

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Finally I can rest

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Not again D:

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Cute kitty <3

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I'm done! Steven, get the cheat codes!

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Wait, what? You don't want to beat it properly?

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I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS

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Ok, here's one: L2, circle, circle, triangle

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Ok, L, triangle, square, sqaure, circle

49
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Woah, woah! Is that a cheat code?

50
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Looks like you, my friend, are in the wrong 
difficulty level,

51
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See, we made this game mode for the 5 years 
olds in Asia

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WHO KEPT BEATING OUR ... GAME IN 5 MINUTES!!

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HOW ARE THEY SO GOOD?!

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WE KEPT RAISING THE DIFFICULTY BUT IT'S NOT 
ENOUGH FOR THEM!!

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I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THAT WELL ENOUGH THAN THE 
... G A M E!!!!!

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Let's take you back to where you should be.

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Easy mode! :D

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(B  E  E  P)

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*Epic zoom out

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*stares

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*clickety clackety