1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,600 We have spent the rest of our campaign budget... 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,600 on mini billboards deployed at key intersections throughout the city. 3 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:15,100 And our best sign man has been on Erie Street every day for two months. 4 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:21,200 Good. Now tell me what John Irish has planned for our decisive TV Ad buy. 5 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,000 Mr. Mayor... 6 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,800 Irish... 7 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:33,500 Irish held a fund-raiser for your opponent. 8 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:38,400 You have no money left for advertising. 9 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:59,100 I want everybody to leave except Reinbolt, Zalesky, Torres, and Monroe. 10 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,700 I don't need television advertising! 11 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,300 We can step up our bowling alley program! 12 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:23,200 And put our spouses, (MUFFLED) children and the elderly into the busiest streets for "Traffics"... 13 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:27,600 the likes of which have never been seen! 14 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:31,500 (MUFFLED) They need the exercise anyway! 15 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:36,500 I am tired of the old, weak and flabby people of this campaign holding us back! 16 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:40,300 I'll bet Wade doesn't have this problem at his Traffics! 17 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,200 Mr. Mayor, Wade's people don't do traffics... 18 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,000 And that's why they will LOSE! 19 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,300 Signs and Traffics win elections! 20 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,300 Mr. Mayor, standing in traffic is dangerous and doesn't work. It's madness! 21 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,800 No. Madness is being in a close race because you wouldn't listen to my ideas! 22 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,500 Matt's MySpace poll said dog owners were the key to victory. 23 00:01:54,700 --> 00:02:00,900 So where are the Carty Hearts Dogs pet sweaters I was promised? I was told we ordered those weeks ago! 24 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,400 I'm telling you, voters don't trust cat owners! 25 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:07,000 (MUFFLED) Adlai Stevenson lost to Ike because he owned a Persian... 26 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,200 (MUFFLED) and I lost to Lud Ashley in 1974 because I had a Tabby named Walter Cron-Cat. 27 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:16,500 This is 1974 ALL. OVER. AGAIN. Except this time I REFUSE to lose. 28 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:21,400 From now on, I'm calling the shots! Somebody start the recorder... 29 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:33,100 First, what have people missed most during the last four years? ME! People want more of ME! 30 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,400 Matt's poll said so. 31 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:47,500 I will loan the campaign more money...but only if we can get those dog sweaters before the 4th! 32 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:53,200 And why has't the Free Press endorsed me yet? Bob, you told me it was a done deal... 33 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,000 Dominating the media is key... 34 00:02:56,300 --> 00:03:02,600 I need to make the rounds to the A.M. radio stations...Theresa and June say it's the only way to reach the black and youth vote! 35 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,100 Keep it together, June. We can always retire... 36 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:18,000 Is it me, or has somebody soiled themselves? 37 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,200 I mean... 38 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,700 This headquarters has always had such bad ventilation... 39 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:26,500 But this... 40 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:33,300 ...is simply...criminal. 41 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:49,500 I have never seen a campaign thrive on only coffee, bran, and soft foods...it's just not right. 42 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:57,100 Thank God it's almost over.