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so this guy,

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dumbass named gay dee or something idk

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thinks he's a comedian

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you know the usual, thinks being edgy and 
stuff is funny

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usually wrapped in like 12 layers of irony

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calls people gay constantly

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bro, this guy, he literally-

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literally-

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he fuckin-

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he unironically was struggling in a dance 
class!

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he eats RAW chicken cause its the closest 
thing he can get to tasting a real cock without 
breaking character

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but thats not the best part

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he literally said no to a free gaming computer

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like 100% FREE, because he said he didn't 
have "space" for it

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even though he buys like $300 worth of weather 
proof storage containers