1
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1P is conducting zero and qual here

2
00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:07,100
2P is finalizing packing and 1750s here

3
00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:12,400
Fury is conducting Troop Leading procedures 
here

4
00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:14,900
And 5-73 is in their cowboy hats doing butt 
stuff after recovering from an ABN op last 
night, as usual

5
00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:23,100
And I assume 3-37 and Tranch 1 are midway 
across the Atlantic?

6
00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:28,000
AA6, you see...

7
00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:37,300
3-73 and Tranch 1 have not left yet. They 
were not ready to get on the birds.

8
00:00:53,000 --> 00:01:03,600
Devil Recon 6, 1P6, 2P6, and R6 stay.  Everyone 
else get out.

9
00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:19,000
We are supposed to be in Poland! We just 
told CNN and Fox news that 3000 Paratroopers 
are headed there!

10
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You are over here conducting ABN Operations 
and telling me that one of those planes has 
not headed to EUCOM!

11
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The Russians are waiting with over 100,000 
Troops, 60 BTGs and their entire logistical 
support on the front lines!

12
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And we can't get 3000 Paratroopers with lower 
back pain profiles and Chlamydia to a partner 
nation!!!

13
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AA6, they cannot get on the plane. none of 
the waivers have been approved, PDHAs are 
not done, and none of the pregnancy tests 
are done.

14
00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:45,300
Put the pregnant girls on the plane! We will 
need reinforcements in 9 months!

15
00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,200
AA6, the Polish are not letting us in. All 
the Poles now have COVID and STDs from J&J 
Vader Paratroopers

16
00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:52,400
We should have secure Kyiv by now! Not sitting 
at green ramp!

17
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You are all incompetent!

18
00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:02,200
Recon is still recovering from Off Post gunnery 
instead of on a plane!

19
00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:07,100
None of this wouldn't have happened if the 
only Polish speaking Paratrooper wasn't blind 
right now!

20
00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:12,000
And where they fuck is his waiver! Why does 
he have one for CENTCOM!

21
00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:16,900
And we have 4000 Paratroopers that are still 
red on ANAM!!

22
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,800
The best way to prevent a country from being 
invaded, is to invade it first!

23
00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,000
When I was in CAG we just got on the plane 
with money, M4s and body bags.

24
00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:36,500
We would have killed all the AMSITs by now. 
 If they are all dead there's no one to evacuate.

25
00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:46,300
We would have killed all the entitled pets 
too!

26
00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:51,200
We should be jumping into Moscow by now!

27
00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:56,100
Putin is laughing at me! Shirtless on his 
horse laughing!

28
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He mobilizes his entire Army and we can't 
get 3000 Paratroopers with knee pain on a 
couple C17s to Poland!

29
00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:05,000
We lost an entire company cause they are 
pending religious exemptions for COVID vaccines!

30
00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:09,700
Don't cry.  Unbeatable LGOPS don't cry.

31
00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,200
I was the last Soldier to leave Afghanistan.

32
00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:27,200
Now I will be the last General into Ukraine.

33
00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,500
You say we have two weeks until we can leave?

34
00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,700
When will we go to JRTC before Poland?

35
00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:52,900
The Soldiers have cold weather gear this 
time.  No mutiny will occur.

36
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I'm also red on hearing.

