1
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Sooo here's a man claiming Garret Vaughan 
attacked him with a dido last night around 
3am

2
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Yes he pulled it from his tight salsa pants 
and chased me straight up that street sir

3
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So he chased this guy up towards bull lane

4
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Yes then he pointed to his friend Philip 
and they cornered me

5
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I see so this was obviously something the 
lads had planned earlier. A bitch move

6
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Yes so I thought can't beat em join em

7
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OK so really it sounds like some sort of 
love triangle in the end. Did you enjoy it?

8
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It was OK for two auld fellas I suppose. 
Philip was looking into my eyes which got 
a little weird I must say, but I made the 
Dub my bitch,got up and left

9
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OK I think the moral of the story is. Bundorans 
a cunt of a spot