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Lehigh Valley ran another successful clinic

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This time it was with a champion track  and 
field star down here

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It was hosted here where I'm pointing, right 
in our backyard at Muhlenberg College

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Our attempts to block off these roads have 
failed. It was a huge success for them.

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By success, I assume you mean a small amount 
of kids got by

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Dr. Hauth....

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Plenty......

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Plenty doesn't even decribe how many.

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I would say over one hundred...

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The Following Stay Here: Adam, Greg, Graham 
and Boggs

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Over one Hundred! Plenty was your answer!? 
Over 100!

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This is the 3rd Impact Athlete Camp!

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How are we answering this one?

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And don't tell me were going to have another 
has-been do the same version of this like 
the last one

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You three are doing nothing to help make 
this program better. I have a bunch of pansies 
with no balls running this program.

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Adam: Hauth, I have been crushing it at BASD

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Screw  you and BASD, N***a,  Its garbage, 
were losing money

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Adam: Hauth, we just need to spend more money

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That's what we've been doing. We still can't 
match what they're doing.

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We Suck at This!!!!

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They keep signing relevant athletes, meanwhile 
we keep digging up graves to find any sort 
of corpse to be an ambassador

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And all they do is random autograph sessions

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The optics we keep using are starting to 
fade.. The public is starting to see us for 
who we really are!

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OUCH, MY F**KIN HAND!

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I should fire all of you losers. You keep 
dragging us down.

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I started this dept on my own. I sold a false 
dream to these schools. I sold bad sports 
medicine. And they bought it!

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Then I hired Adam.

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Its been all down hill since then. Our competition 
is winning

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Their model is better, their swag is better, 
they are pushing P

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The only thing we push is bad medicine, and 
now we are being exposed with our fake community 
optics

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We can't even figure out the basics of what 
they're doing, we just keep copying.

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Marketing Team:  Its ok,  we're just as bad

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All of our attempts to one up them have failed.

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I guess we should just continue giving away 
more money, its all were good at.

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We Suck...

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We're losing this turf war...

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Greg, I should probably come clean.. we all 
know you like to be pegged. It's gross, but 
it's something we can bring awareness to.. 
It gives us an edge

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If that's what it takes.

